I had this dream last night.. that was incredible. It had so much going on, that Im still trying to piece it together logically. It was really epic, I must say so myself.
Some scary coincidental things have happened that are starting to show up in my dreams.. things that Ill see in a dream, then something similar happen in real life. I feel like my life is getting more interesting by the day. Or night should I say.

If anybody can help me understand any of it, please do comment

The dream(s) (this may not be in the exact order it happened, believe me, I had a hard time trying to fit it together chronologically):
At one point I was at a hospital. I remember driving back with friend of mine who works as a Nurse's Assistant, in an Escalade ( she owns a BMW in real life) I asked her where her BMW was and she said it was at the shop it needed to be fixed. (coincidentally, she told me today that her car got keyed)
Some point later, I was at a town hall meeting, where apparently there was a vote for the new head of .. town? Anyways, the previous incumbant was the pope, and the winner of the vote was my very religious uncle.
This next part, I cannot remember if it happened after the townhall meeting, or before, but its unrelated so it doesnt matter.
I was Simba from the Disney movie the Lion king, and at some point I remember staring at my own face, but as a lions face.. cartoon-ishly.. and then everything froze and the dream was distorted. The previously shown Lions eyes, multiplied and filled everything I could see. I should note that it was 2-D, and i was looking at my face, it was not 3 dimensional. The eyes collected and formed a very psychedelic pyriamid shape, then sort of melted, and I was looking at an EXTREMELY psychedelic spiral-pyramid-vortex-I-dont-even-know-what and It appears that I was being sucked into it.
Then I snapped out of it, and was back in my cartoon lion form. I was pushed off a cliff by Scar, the evil lion from the movie, and at the moment i was pushed off.. I remember looking at myself from a third person point of view and saw my young Simba character -as hes falling off the cliff- transformed into the adult Simba who was the King of the Pride in the movie. After I transformed, I grabbed Scar and dragged him down with me over the cliff/edge of the mountain. While we were falling, the sky blurred and the dream was extremely blurry.. as if you would be while falling at extreme speeds. Mid-air, I was fighting with Scar.. but I remember that I was transformed back into human, but he was still a Lion, and still cartoon.
At the bottom of the fall, I landed and Scar vanished. I was in a jungle? But it was sort of like a hole. A VERY big hole, with trees and stuff. It was as if there was a crater, but with steep sides. Like a huge hole.. haha Anyways. In the middle of this open space.. there was a computer.
I got on the computer and signed on to Facebook. I checked to see if this one girl had written me back, in reply to the comment I left her before I went to bed. In the dream, she did not reply yet (and in real life, when I got home later today I checked, and everything happened exactly like in the dream.. scary).
After I checked Facebook, I woke up.
ok, for the 2 of you who made it to the end of this very confusing dreaming.. and might have taken precious time from their lives to read this, thank you first of all. Second, WTF is going.. because Im confused.

Thank you!