Akono: Merc with a dream

[Akono]

8 oct 09
I dare you to make less sense

I have no clue where I’m at, but there is this girl who I like that I was talking to.  I did or said one thing that made her snap, and we were arguing back and fourth, and trying to get the last word with each other.  I thought she was just kidding at first, but she was real, and I thought it was kind of silly.

I walked off, and some guy was telling me that he was gay or something, and he was trying to tell me how he could tell guys were gay by their voices or something.  It didn’t make sense, but I went along with it just so he would stop talking about it.
Scene change
I’m in a hallway with TONS OF DOGS.  Like, there’s no where to really step because there are so many. All of them are black or white, and there are puppies in the room I’m trying to get to.  Each step the dogs are looking at me like they’re going to just rip me into shreds if I do the wrong thing.  I’m trying so hard not to step on any of them, and I’m thinking that I may end up getting killed if I upset them.  I start turning around and it gets fuzzy here…I remember someone yelling out the N-word….as a sarcastic joke…her boyfriend was black or something.  I know I was doing something in this dream that I couldn’t do in real life, but I can’t remember what it was for the life of me.  Oh, wait! That girl and I ended up arguing about playing an Amy Winehouse song, but her music player was in her purse.  It was sitting down by me so I was about to go into to it and get it, but she got upset with me doing that…I thought she was giving me permission the way she told me where it was at.

[Akono]

9 oct 09
Back in…not really

I’m walking around on base and I finally get to my old room.  My old room mate is still there and everything.  I put some of my stuff in the room and walk outside.  There was this walkway/balcony type thing outside because I was on the second floor, but below us there were parked cars.  Mine was almost right near the stairwell, and there was another one that looked really beat up next to it.  When I started walking to the stairwell, the balcony thing collapsed onto the top of the crappy looking car like an incline.  I got off of it, and it came back up.  I got back on it, and saw that it was falling down on the hood of the crap car…maybe it was supposed to do that.  I got to the brick fence we have outside, and it had a highway right next to it, and there were all these parade floats and girls in bikinis in them.  They were going quick…but all of them were waving at me, and I was asking where they were heading….I couldn’t find out, and I looked to the left of me, and I saw these two girls on a beach chair, and they were making out, and it looked like they were dry humping each other.  I kept looking at them out of the corner of my eye, because I didn’t want them to stop, or notice that I saw them.  When I continued on, I came up to D’s house…I guess he was living there too.

I was talking to his sister about something, and she bought up the fact that I was supposed to call someone on Friday…and then she brought up Christmas, and I had no idea what she was talking about.  She rolled her eyes and said I was supposed to call her.  I told her that I don’t remember anything like that, but I was honestly sorry that I forgot.  She said something, like she was flirting with me, and I went for it…and she got up (in RL she’s fat…in the dream she was skinny…like she was when we were younger, but then when she got up, she was fat again) and tried to pull me towards the house.  I was in some kind of car seat that had a seatbelt over my lap and shoulder.  It kept stretching as she pulled me, but I was still inside it.  At the last second I told her she forgot to unbuckle me, and I hit the button, and hopped out before she could get a hold of me, and headed in the house.

There was a lot of D’s relatives in the house, and he cooked for everyone. He told me to get something to eat, so I headed from the living room to the kitchen.  I started fixing things on the plate and I told him about the two girls down the hallway.  I had a plastic plate over my face so no one  could read my lips, and I was telling him that it looked like one of his old girls or something.  He was trying to listen, but there was a lot of chatter going on elsewhere.  I think someone got suspicious, and asked what we were talking about, and I told him that I have my own room again, and it’s rent free.  Then I thought about that (in real life) I just received my paperwork that will allow me to get my back in the military, so how did I even get back in.  And I woke up.

[Akono]

10 oct 09
Frag
I remember seeing Joana…I don’t remember what she was doing or myself for that matter…but she was there.

Squad
I’m leaving some place that looks sorta like a hospital, and I see Aaron in scrubs.  And then I see a group of cheerleaders.  They’re outside cheering, and I looks like they’re practicing I guess.  I walked outside and told them “let’s stunt”.  Aaron came out there and said yeah, and I said I was just kidding.  We were indoors now, and I looked up and said they would end up touching all kinds of ceiling.  I noticed the center part of the building was high enough though.  I told them to start out there.  They brought them up slow and realized there was enough room.  Then all of these other cheerleaders came in.  Someone was asking me who I was, and I told them I was on the squad back in the day.  And they asked me what I did.  And I told them I cheered for a little bit, and became the mascot.  The lady who I was talking to was apparently the new head coach.  I told her to ask the old head coach about me…and then she walked in.  She had this ripped up shirt, and she had to cover her breasts with her hands.  There were a lot of people trying to talk to her, and I had to wait in line.  There was this couple next to me talking about getting loads of trick or treat candy…and I was like….”whatever”.

GTA: ME
I feel like I’m waking up…and I look around, and I’m in a car…the passenger side, and Santos is driving.  I feel really sleepy, so I doze off again.  My eyes open up again, and we’re still moving down the road.  The car veers off into the left lane, and I look to the left and notice that he’s gone.  I slide over as quick as I can and grab the wheel.  Right when I do, I see a police roadblock, and pass them.  I over hear them saying something about a stolen vehicle.  So I pull over at the nearest spot that I can.  The cops swarm up, and ask me for I ID and crap.  I hand it over, and he says “you know this is a stolen car right”.  I tell him part of what happens about how I was sleep, and who was driving it.  And he reads me the beginning of my rights.  For some reason it feels like I’m free to go because someone else is saying that another person stole the truck I was in.  I started walking off, and I saw all of these autumn leaves every where, and then a snake skin…I questioned it for a second, and some alligator came out of the ditch to bite me.  I jumped out of the way, and then the cops yelled “we’re not done with you”.  I came back and they got another call. 

Three of them jumped in the back seat of an unmarked black car, and they wanted me to jump in the front.  One of the cops had an uzi….it was crazy.  So we start driving with lights and sirens on, and the cop asks me about the story.  I try explaining, and I see a velvet ant on the floor board.  I smash it…because theres no way I’m gonna get bit by that thing.  I try to explain again, and I see one come out of the ac vent, and it lands on my shoulder, I shake my shirt around, and lands on the floor again.  I kill it.  Theres another one…I kill it.  Then puffy cheetoes come out of the AC vent, and I yell “they’re everywhere, how the hell do you guys have so many”?  I realize that they’re no longer velvet ants, and start to finish up my story.  I tell him that the odd thing was….I didn’t remember getting in the car at all.

 We nearly hit some woman who’s crossing the interstate…which seems very weird.  We get off, and the guy asks me how nice was he.  I told him, honestly he was nicer than a lot of the other cops I got pulled over by.  He said he got that a lot, and I asked him was I still going to jail?  And he said…well, yeah, we have to take you.  I was going to tell him it was going to be my first time going, but I couldn’t help but notice these people with these weird wooden devices around there heads.  Like every other person had it…like it was some kinda fashion trend.

[Akono]

12 Oct 09

LVPD
I was an undercover cop in Las Vegas…I only remember sections of it.  I was some place that seemed like it was some kinda sewer system, and my partner and I had to stop some thieves.  I ended up telling him they need to make a movie about us.  Later on I found myself in church…frestyling about something.  There was one girl who wasn’t into it, and I came up to her, and started rapping about how beautiful she was.  She was leaving, and I followed her and continued.  By the time we got to the steps outside I was done.  I asked her what was up, and she kept walking…she was smiling the whole time, and she seemed interested.  We kept walking and got to her car.  As soon as we got there, some guy showed up, who was apparently her boyfriend.  I started walking off back to church, and I overheard him trying to get his homeboys to fight me or something.  There was one guy in dreads looking at me, and I was thinking about how I was going to beat these guys two on one.

[Akono]

I had a WILD and a DILD today, but my info on those dreams are lost forever =(

[Akono]

Stuff

I'm at my house cleaning up, and there are a lot of family memebers there.....

I'm with my mom and my pops, and I don't think they recognize eachother, and I ask my mom what does she think about him, and she says something like she would love to date him. Eventually I head to a like with my pops, and we get about half way in it, and the boat sinks. The first thing I'm thinking about is aligators. I start swimming towards the shore as fast as i can, and I can feel my feet touching one. I know i'm going to die, and I'm crying.

FA

I'm in my room lying down, and kittens crawl in through the ceiling. I don't move because I don't want to frighten them. They walk my my legs a little bit, and then I feel something biting me on my finger. I move the covers out of the way, and see a black cat....almost pantherish biting my finger. It hurts like hell, and the teeth are all the way through my fingers, but i'm not bleeding. I started screaming, and I tried to shake it loose, but i couldn't.

[Akono]

I was in this hallway that was all white. it had several doors that were open, and in each all white room there was a girl there waiting. I walked into a room, and there was a song playing, and she asked if I liked it. I told her it was okay, and she switched the song. I think she had some kinda remote. Anyways, she started giving me a lap dance and i woke up.

back to sleep

I'm with monica, and theres a hole in the ground. I told her to hold on tight to me, and I jumped down. And we feel for what had to be at least 50 ft. And she ended up dying in my arms. I realized i was dreaming, and i told her not to worry, we could do it again, but everthing was in black when I tried to re do the scene.


hmmmm

I remember something else about being in a hospital...treating patients at the last second, and then all of my friends coming in there and wishing me a happy birthday.

[Akono]

13 dec 09


Method: DEILD
Recall: great
Lucid Ability:6
Vividness 10/10
Dream Length: all were short other than the last. it was average

crap load of lucids
back to back
same thing
fa
i get out of bed
try to summon jamie presley
she shows up....we make out a little bit...and something goes wrong

one time we ended up in a pool...and some monster came up behind her and ater her
then everyhthing turned into one of those rail shooters
but it was way easy cause i could just repeadly clear the screen.

another time she showed up at the door...and she just wasn't that into me.
one time tony hawk was in the living room and i thought to myself...
fuck it...lets see what he wants to do.
I grabbed a bicycle and headed outside with him
and he got on one too...and we headed down the street to this huge
bike park and we were just doing tricks over and over. there
was a whole lotta kids watching too....it was pertty fun.

[Akono]

18 dec 09
Method: Transition Induced Lucid Dream
Recall: great
Lucid Ability:7
Vividness 8/10
Dream Length: average
Max Payne

I'm outside and I have a M-16...I'm shooting round into the window of the truck, while observing how the bullet holes are formed. I take aim at the gas tank, and pull the trigger. Theres the sound of an explosion, but the truck remains in tact. When I hold down the trigger, the rifle can shoot water for some reason. I walked over to the lawn mower, and aimed at the gas tank on it. When I shot it, it didn't explode at all. Gas just flowed from the hole, and I shot another round to see if it would catch on fire but it didn't.

I dropped the machine gun, and pulled two .9mms out of thin air, and jumped sideways in slow motion. All the colors of my vision faded out....as if it were very close to black and white. As i floated on my side towards the ground, I let off more rounds at the truck. When i almost completed my desent to the ground, I attempted to reload while still in the air. I put the clips in my pockets and told myself they would be full when I pulled them out, but they were still empty. I managed to place both clips on the ground, and insert them back into my hand guns, while doing a hand spring off of the ground, and i woke up.

[Akono]

19 dec 09
Method: Transition Induced Lucid Dream
Recall: awesome
Lucid Ability:9
Vividness 9/10
Dream Length: average

Really What?

lost connection during posting...so i'm just gonna re-write a small amount of stuff.

Bike race, ramps, staduim, rock music, satanic words at the end. made a sword tried to kill two people. guy ran off. fought the girl. used her own dagger to kill her. went in to the crowd looking for sex...dream ended.

[Akono]

21 Dec 09

THe march

I'm in my parents room with leslie, and we're about to make out.  She tells me to lock the door, and I try to, but the door comes open.  I try again, and it shuts a little bit, but it opens again.  She tells me to use the deadbolt, and it works.  We lie on the bed...

And i find myself with her on the side of the road.  We're Walking with M-16, and theres some psudo screen in front of us.  Soldiers are coming from every where trying to kill us on the screen and we're shooting them.  It's like a videogame, but not really.  We get close to the end, and she's almost out of bullets.  I hand her my weapon, and kill a bear, and ripped it's arm off and used that to kill off some other bad guys.  We get to an area where there are several rockets that are about to blast off, and I tell her to shoot the tips of them.   Nothing happens, and the first rockets up in the air.  The second one has a fuel leak.  I told her to aim for that.  Nothing happens, and that rocket leaves.  I'm so freaking mad.


Not gonna miss the bus
Method: WILD
Recall: awesome
Lucid Ability:8
Vividness 9/10
Dream Length: short



I wake up in my room, and walk to the living room, and head outside.  I see my old school bus arriving at my house.  It's about to take off and go, so I take flight, and grab on to one of the windows.  While the bus is moving, I look in side, and start working my way into the window.  I slid the seat out the the way, and fliped onto the floor.  I stood back up, and moved the seat back where it was supposed to be and sat down.  In the seat just accross from me, is celia, and a girl who looks like belinda.  I ask celia could belinda come over to my seat, and she tells me no, because she has a boyfriend.  Belinda looks at her and says, it's not like we're gonna do anything.  And so celia moves out of her way, and belinda comes to where i'm at.  I have my back towards the window, and one of my legs is streatched along the the seat.  She sits directly in my lap, and starts talking about some video where theres a girl who's a lap dancer.  I play along like I know what she's talking about, and she just start's grinding on me.  I then said "what about that other scene", and turned her around and clenched her ass while she coninuted to do so....and woke up.

Still not gonna miss the effing bus
Method: WILD
Recall: awesome
Lucid Ability:9
Vividness 9/10
Dream Length: Short


I wake up in my old room, and theres a guy and two girls there, i bypass them and head to the living room.  My dads in the hall way, and he looks weird.  He's having seizures, I just told myself that he'd be normal right when I started looking at the computer.  And just when I got on it, he stood up, and was just fine.

I don't remember what I was looking at on the screen, but I didn't spend a long time there anyway.  I headed outside, and the driveway looked really weired.  It was black, and green in patches, and it had maggots crawling around.  It reminded me of blight from warcraft 3...I tried clensing it, and the maggots were gone, but it was still discolored.  The bus pulled up, and I saw andrea get on.  I started walking towards it, and it just pulls the fuck off.

I got in the road, and apparantly they left Andrea, and it was moving super fast, it as all the way down near the high way when I got a glimpse of it.  I got really mad, and took off flying after it. I don't think i've ever flown as fast as I was going now.  I could feel the pressure of the wind against my face, and things behind me were flying everywehre, and I made some weird noise as I went through the air.  I was flying in an standing position, but my arms and legs were dangeling behind me as if i had a rocket booster directly on my back. 

I took the short cut through an orange grove, and made it to the high way.  It was raining, and I saw that the bus had crashed into a telephone pole.  The cops were already out there helping, and I threw some of the debris off the road.  One of the cops picked up the pole and started to replace it himself.  I headed to the bus, and woke up.

[Akono]

Monica



I'm playing world of warcraft with someone, and they want help on a lowbie area.  I tell them that i'll just bring my main, but they want me to bring an alt so we can all get exp or something.



(things get fuzzy)



I'm talking with monica about something, and her ex husband is mad at me for it.  He doesn't even look like him...eventually he turns into a black mangey cat that's missing fur.  I tell him that I'm sorry for upsetting him.


I aslo remember something about being in a mechanic shop with my best friend and his brother....

[Vex Kitten]

Maggots... 

Congrats on the lucidity. Some good imagry going on in your dreams.
 

[Akono]

Maggots... 

Congrats on the lucidity. Some good imagry going on in your dreams.
 

yeah...that was pertty gross.   Thanks for stopping by  hopefully I can keep it up.

[Akono]

Monica again



I'm leaving her house, and I feel sad...like we really didn't get to do anything, and she reassures me that we had a lot of fun, and she took pictures.

I had a strange moment today where I was running things in my head...like a previous dream that I had, while I just woke up.  I was just lying there with my eyes closed, and all of a sudden, I hear a loud beep!  It was so strange, cause I wear earplugs when I sleep..



Not Adding up
Method: DILD
Recall: good
Lucid Ability:not tested
Vividness 8/10
Dream Length: long

I find myself at Davids girlsfiends house in the middle of the night.  I'm wondering why I'm here, and why I'm sleeping on the couch.  It's pitch black, and I'm a just about to go back to sleep, and I feel his GFs hair touch me on the feet, and she says something like she has to sleep in there because of her mother is in her room.  Normally if that would be the case, I wouldn't even be over there.  David walks in and lays on the floor, and it starts looking morningish outside.

I stand up, and look outside, and I see some wolves and dogs eating something.  I pointed it out to david, and told him that the wolves looked really small.  He opened the sliding glass door, and gave them something to eat.  The wolves ran off, but the dogs stayed.  I had a feeling it was a bad idea.  The dogs, started barking like they were calling the wolves back, but it was the least of my worries.

Some really tall guy startted walking towards me, and he really wanted to fight me.  He had to be at least 7ft tall, but he was on the skinny side.  I dodged one of his punches, and countered to his gut, and he laughed at me.  He raised a foot up and tried to step on me!  I blocked his black diamond pattern boot print with my forearm, and pushed back, causing him to fall on his back.  I started punching him in the face, and he was just laughing at me, like it was ineffective.  I told David to come over here, and punch him cause obviously something was wrong.  David looked at the guy, and said "I'd probably kill him" and walked off.

(scene change)

I'm watching some food network show, and the lady is ordering some special Turkey.  But it looks as if I'm actually there.  Eventually someone comes back with a huge platter, and it has leg quarters and breasts sitting on a plate.  She places the plate on the table, and I'm sitting next to the lady.  She then asks for some special wine, and pays the lady 200 american dollars.  I know she cant eat all of that, but I'm not gonna say anything, and she says something about how much cheaper the turkey and wine is over here.  She tells me that she ordered it for Jermaine.

Who just happens to walk into this place where we're at.  The lady hands him the wine, and I follow him through this georgeus hotel.  It looks early 20th century.  We get to his room, and I ask him about the wine.  And he says how cheap it is and what not, and I say "well if we're buying it over there, how did we get here"?  He says something about how he's sore from work.  And starts taking BC powder.  The lady who I saw earlier comes in and they make an exchange of money.  Then he says something about his wife.  I said "man, if we're over there, where the hell are we, france"?  He says "Italy".  I told him, "If we're in France, why the hell are you going to work!"  He made another excuse, and I told him, "it's because I'm dreaming".


He walked out of the door, and headed to the main check-in area again, and I follwed him.  I did a RC just because, and there was this woman outside.  I came up to her, and said "hey, how's it going".  She gave me a look like she didn't understand me, and I woke up.





Its not me, it's us.

I don't know where I'm at, but my friends set me up on a psuedo date.  We're supposed to watch a movie with them and the have beds placed in the living room.  I'm laying on one, and she walks in.  She's really really cute, but  I caught the vibe that she was sort of forced into this situation, like me.  She asked if she could lay on the bed, and I told her that she didn't have to, but she could if she wanted to, and she laid down on the floor.  She had a child with her...I'd say he was about five years old.

I came up to him, and I was talking to him.  I started teaching him how to get out of basic wrist locks just in case some stranger tried to take him, and he was really intrested.  We were bonding a little bit, and the movie started.

It was something about a Ship sailing over the seas, and theres a scene change.  I'm there, and I'm swiming back home, and theres crocodiles in the water, and I'm hurrying as fast as I can.  I finally get home, and my brother asks me hows work.  I told him it's hard, but I enjoy it.  It's the same thing everyday.  Work, TV, sleep....and the dream ended