Unseen Wombat's Journal

[unseen wombat]

Next time you fly out of your wheelchair with Michelle Obama, do an RC!! 

LOL, I don't know why the craziest stuff doesn't register in dreams. Logic just totally shuts down. I wish it wouldn't. :-(

Are you doing the knot-tying technique?

No, I haven't been, I should though. I keep intending to bring a shoelace with me to work, but I keep forgetting.

6-5-09

WWIII/Buying detergent/Metallurgy

So World War III was about to start, and countries were fixing up all their old fortifications and getting their machines ready. It was weird though because they were repairing old concrete bunkers and old propeller planes. I guess they were gonna fight it just like WWII. I think I was watching this on the news as I was in this grocery store. I was looking for detergent for my wife, I guess, and I saw this magazine that had an ad for some listerine detergent, and it said something about von-riemann bonds. It was some kind of metallurgical thing that would repair steel that had been internally fractured. They showed someone pouring the Listerine on this bar that was part of a warplane and it fixed all the cracks in the bar. I wanted some of that, so I went to this girl who was working in one of the aisles and asked if she knew where the Listerine was. She and another girl started looking and finally found a bottle under her checkout counter. It didn't say Von-Riemann bonds on the label though, so I said this isn't what I was looking for. I tried to remember where I had seen the ad, but couldn't think straight. I forgot all about the magazine and it made me frustrated.

Finally, I found a bottle in another aisle, and went to the girl's counter to check out. She asked if I was using credit or debit, and I said credit. Then the other girl said, "You won't have to pay interest on that!" I said, "Yeah, but only if I buy it." (Meaning, only if I paid the balance in full). Then she corrected me and said, "if you purchase it," and I was like, oh yeah.

That's all I remember.

Captain Kirk is a goof-off/Math class/Pen assignment

So I was watching Star Trek, or was there, or something, IDR, and there was a young Captain Kirk (Haven't seen the new movie yet. Baby lol) and he was like this goof-off. He couldn't do anything right, and he had to keep asking people for help with running the ship. He didn't really want to work, he just wanted to goof around. Then someone tried to get him fired. They framed him for the murder of this gay guy on the ship.

Then I was in this classroom, or maybe I was the whole time, IDK, and it was a grade-school math class, but I was my current age. The teacher came in and assigned us to write a paper about a blue pen. I thought it was stupid for me to be in the class, as I didn't really even need to be there, I knew all this stuff. Then I saw Captain Kirk riding in this yellow smiley face flying bowl, and he was being chased by three giant pens. There was an orange one, and a blue one, and one other IDR.

Then the guy he was framed for killing came back, and he wasn't really dead, so Kirk was cleared. The gay guy said he should learn to do some real work though, so Kirk went to this gun shop to buy a gun and learn to use it so he could be a strong leader or something I guess. The salesman took what looked like a .357 out of the case, I think. It was a revolver anyway, and Kirk picked it up. He seemed uncomfortable with it, and the guy said he was doing something wrong and Kirk put the gun down and looked really sorry about it.

Then I woke up.

[unseen wombat]

6-6-09

I took 3 ginsengs today and WBTB for 45 minutes. Strangely, it worked with no choline or galantamine or nicotine. Just ginseng. I don't understand. I wonder if, for me at least, the supplements are more about me mentally preparing myself to be lucid rather than any real effect they have on me.

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie at awards show/Saving Anne Hathaway

So Brad PItt and Angelina Jolie were at an awards show, what else is new, and they were looking for Anne Hathaway, because she was going to kill someone, or maybe kill herself, and they had to stop her. IDK what all happened, but at some point, Brad Pitt got up to give a speech. He cut it real short though, and the audience was mad, but he wanted to go look for Anne Hathaway some more. He met back up with Angelina, and there was some guy in a suit who wanted to talk to them. I saw a silhouette of a typist being shot in the back and Brad Pitt ran to her and slid across the ground to her side. Now I was in the dream and was like, I was gonna do that, but he beat me to it. I thought about it, and from the angle I was at, my arm would have been in an inconvenient position anyway.

What a dumb dream.

On vacation with no clothes/WILD inside of dream/Weird time travel

So me, my wife and my mom were on vacation, and we wanted to go out. We were walking down this street, and I realized I had no clothes on. We turned around to go back to our room to get some, but I also realized that I would never do that in real life, so I knew I must be dreaming. We were walking, but it was going really slow, so I decided to fly instead. Just like the last time I flew, I just kinda floated forward over the ground. It was a lot faster than walking though. I came to this mound of dirt in the sidewalk, and I smashed through the top of it. I was just about back to the hotel when this cardinal flew almost right in my face, but managed to pass me up.

Then I woke up, but it was a false awakening. I was in my room and there was a window behind our bed shining enough light that I could see to write in my DJ. Instead of my small notebook, I had a much larger one there. I started to write, "We were on vacation," but then my wife called and I had to get up. I went to the bathroom and we had three toilets, each made of some different kind of wood. One was just for peeing, and the other two were for other stuff. Two of my shirts were sitting on top of one, and I picked them up and the sleeves fell into the toilet water. This made me really mad.

I saw my wife and she was carrying the baby. She had cut the baby's hair, and it was dyed pinkish blonde. My wife had these horrible dredlocks that, the more I looked at them, looked more like some kind of nasty plant on her head. We argued about something IDR, and then I went back to bed.

I then tried to WILD. I felt some standard vibrations, and I became lucid again. IDR where I was, but I remember thinking, "Okay, I want to time travel for the task of the month." Suddenly, there was this guy in front of me or I was watching him on TV, or IDK. But I saw him and he was like a game show host, or a really loud annoying commercial. He said, regarding the time travel, "You can _______! Or, you can _______!" (something unrelated to real time travel, like winning a new car or something). Then he said, "Or, you can go back 200 years!" and I thought, "Yes, that's what I want."

Then I found myself in a cave, and there was a shore beside an underground river. Me and these British soldiers in red coats and tri-corner hats were down there and we were waiting for an Egyptian boat to come. (IDK how I knew this). A light brown wooden boat came down the river, then it capsized and slid up in front of us on its side.

Then I woke up for real.

[unseen wombat]

6-8-09

Questioning after plane hijacking

So me and some other people had been on this plane that had been hijacked. We had apparently landed safely, but were now in this building being questioned by the police. I was free to come and go as I pleased, but I ended up hanging around anyway. The police were asking confusing questions and trying to trip up all the people who had been hijacked. I guess they were trying to implicate everyone in the hijacking. After a while of this, I walked in again, and everyone was sitting at this big conference table. I heard the police asking the people how did they plead. One guy after another said, "Not guilty by reason of insanity." A few were outraged at this, and insisted on pleading not guilty, because they weren't, but the other passengers were restraining them and making them plead insanity. I guess they thought that this would give them a better chance of getting off.

Then I woke up.

[unseen wombat]

6-9-09

At Kevin's house

I was outside and alot of stuff happened IDR. I only know it was dark out, and I was supposed to be back home, but I was out wandering around with no purpose in mind, I don't think. Then I somehow got over to my old friend from grade school, Kevin B.'s, house. He lives in Arizona now, but he was home for some family gathering. His whole family was sitting at this long table, and I was there, but not sitting. I felt welcome though.

I asked Kevin how his wife and son were, and he looked sad and said "She's scared of me." I gathered that that was why he was here and she wasn't with him. Then Kevin's mom asked me to go get some boullion cubes for the soup from the pantry. I went over to a spot in their house that was almost exactly like the spot in front of our linen closet, but I couldn't find the pantry. I called out and told her this, and she said that that was the door right there. I opened it, and sure enough, it was a pantry. I came back with the cubes and said in my house, that's the linen closet.

Then IDR what happened after that.

[Burned up]

6-8-09

Questioning after plane hijacking

So me and some other people had been on this plane that had been hijacked. We had apparently landed safely, but were now in this building being questioned by the police. I was free to come and go as I pleased, but I ended up hanging around anyway. The police were asking confusing questions and trying to trip up all the people who had been hijacked. I guess they were trying to implicate everyone in the hijacking. After a while of this, I walked in again, and everyone was sitting at this big conference table. I heard the police asking the people how did they plead. One guy after another said, "Not guilty by reason of insanity." A few were outraged at this, and insisted on pleading not guilty, because they weren't, but the other passengers were restraining them and making them plead insanity. I guess they thought that this would give them a better chance of getting off.

Then I woke up.

Sounds like they wouldn't be believed?

[unseen wombat]

Sounds like they wouldn't be believed?

Yeah, I guess so. It was a weird dream. I was more impressed with the underground one. Usually, those end up being scary, but this one wasn't. It was interesting too how we were underground and there was a river with an Egyptian boat. Kinda like their beliefs of the afterlife. I have no idea what it means though.

6-11-09

Stick figure fight/Alaskan pool

I remember there was something about me being a stick figure, and this other one kept bashing me in the face, or running into me or something.

Then I was normal, and was in this little grocery store in Alaska. They had a pool there, and it was filled with water pumped in from the deepest lake in Alaska. I remember someone saying it wasn't very deep at all in relation to other lakes, but it was the deepest one there. The pool was partially inside the shop, and part was outside. I jumped in and swam a little, then got out outside. I remember thinking that there were probably bacteria in the water, since it was pumped in. The pool was shaped like a dog bone. I guess it was a shop for dogs.

That's all I remember.

[Burned up]

Sounds like they wouldn't be believed?

Yeah, I guess so. It was a weird dream. I was more impressed with the underground one. Usually, those end up being scary, but this one wasn't. It was interesting too how we were underground and there was a river with an Egyptian boat. Kinda like their beliefs of the afterlife. I have no idea what it means though.

Like the mummified dead coming alive with their old posessions?  Sounds like one of those wish-dreams in that case.  (in the sense of wanting immortality)

6-11-09

Stick figure fight/Alaskan pool

I remember there was something about me being a stick figure, and this other one kept bashing me in the face, or running into me or something.

Then I was normal, and was in this little grocery store in Alaska. They had a pool there, and it was filled with water pumped in from the deepest lake in Alaska. I remember someone saying it wasn't very deep at all in relation to other lakes, but it was the deepest one there. The pool was partially inside the shop, and part was outside. I jumped in and swam a little, then got out outside. I remember thinking that there were probably bacteria in the water, since it was pumped in. The pool was shaped like a dog bone. I guess it was a shop for dogs.

That's all I remember.

Must be a joke there somewhere.

[Moonbeam]

Oh I missed your lucid in a dream!  That's cool.  Lol at your baby's hair-do.  I guess you completed the task!

I think ginseng is an under-rated supplement.  I have pretty good luck with it to, but it's a little tricky--can be hard to get back to sleep.  I can't stay up, I have to go right back to sleep, before it kicks in.  If I'm already asleep, it's OK, but if I'm not, it's all over.

[unseen wombat]

Yeah, I like ginseng a lot. I'm doing a WBTB now and just took 3. I don't seem to have the problem of not being able to fall back asleep.

Sure I'd like to be immortal. That would be so cool.

6-13-09

Dog with three legs/I'm James Bond

My mom and I were visiting the old trailer park, and I pulled my car back into the carport because I worried it was going to rain. She was there in her car and had parked it to the side. We walked over to a trailer right near the little bridge that crosses the creek. I was following some ways behind my mom and she was already inside when I came to the bridge and saw it was out. I was wondering how I was going to cross when I simply found myself inside the trailer. The woman who lived there had a dog and a cat, but she wasn't there. The trailer was for sale, and she had left and left the dog and cat behind. I guess we were there to feed them? IDK.

Then I saw the dog jumping around in a large shower room. He had three legs, but didn't seem impeded by it. He also had a hose in his mouth and it was spraying sideways all over the place.

Then IDK what happened, but we were outside, and were sitting at this table. A woman came out of somewhere with a cigarette and sat down on the hood of her car. She made thick dense clouds of smoke when she breathed out, and eventually blew this big smoke ball that floated past us and settled on the ground.

Then she had this thing that looked like a vinyl record that she threw at us. It was sharp and cut the curtain in front of the door to a building to our left. Then she got up and walked into this building. I picked up the record and tried to fling it at the curtain, but it didn't cut it. I figured she was just more skillful at it. I knew she was a spy and I got up to follow her. I was now acting as James Bond, and I was alternately watching it in third person. I looked like Roger Moore, I think, or maybe Sean Connery. I went into the building and it was dark. I knew she was waiting further in, ready to ambush me. I called out to her, "Where is the light switch?" and she told me, though I could have probably figured it out myself. I turned the lights on in the room I was in, and she wasn't there. I saw a door on the other side and figured she was over there, waiting just inside it. I walked over, and just as I got in front of the door, she attacked me with that guy who had the sharp-edged hat from that one movie. She had him in a head lock and tried to maneuver him to cut me with his hat. I had managed to dodge her though.

Then I woke up.

[unseen wombat]

6-14-09

Garfield and Jon

I was watching this from third person. Garfield wanted something to eat, but Jon was asleep, so he threw a horseshoe at him to wake him up. Then IDR what happened, but Jon was reading this pink book with a frilly border. He said, "I'm reading a frilly book with feathered pages." His eyes were bloodshot.

He went to the gym then and was exercising. A girl approached him, but then left. She said, "Mom said to forget that superman thing and find a guy who likes to eat." Then Jon said, "I'm 6-3."

That's all I remember.

Creepy asian guy/Power ups at a factory/Fat guy suicide

I was out with my wife, Vince, and my mom. We were in a car with some other people, and there was this creepy asian guy. He said "I got a gig later," and said that we were going to come with him. I was trying to roll up or down the window, but the automatic button wouldn't make the window respond the way I meant it to.

We all went to this factory and got out. We were running around this outside area near some truck docks, and I saw power-ups, like from a video game, lying on the ground. One was for fire, and another one was shaped like a lightning bolt. I picked them up and shot lightning from my hands at some fat guy. He tried then to follow me as we ran away, but he couldn't catch up because he was fat. So he pulled out a gun and threatened to kill himself. Then he looked like he was about to change his mind, but then he did it anyway.

Then IDK what happened, but I was at a restaurant working in the back filling orders. I got food in my mouth somehow.

That's all I remember.

[unseen wombat]

6-15-09

Lucid dreaming club at The Mall

There was more, but I remember I was at The Mall, out in the parking lot, and I was with some people. It was like a bunch of grade-schoolers, and we were in this competition for something. One of the adults with us started calling out a number to see who would win some prize. I had a sheet with my numbers on it, but I wasn't going to look, because I figured I never win anyway. After they finished reading, I looked anyway, and I didn't win.

Then a bunch of people left, and I was with these two guys. One was older, but I was made to know that he was just the other one's imaginary friend. We were in some kind of lucid dreaming club, and his friend only showed up in dreams. I didn't make the connection though, but we did fly around a bit in the parking lot, and I remember there was some kind of balcony all around.

That's all I remember.

[unseen wombat]

6-16-09

Spanish anatomy test/Dr. Technical's Christmas tree/Epoxy and fiberglass samples

This was all over the place. I was in the basement of Wilker Hall at Baldwin Wallace. I had an anatomy test there and it was over the foot and ankle. Kevin B. was there with me, and the teacher was up in the front talking. Then we somehow ended up at a table in a cafeteria, and the teacher came up and said that he could teach the class in Spanish if we wanted. I replied in spanish that I'd prefer English or something, but Kevin agreed and he walked away with the teacher.

Then I got up I think, and went somewhere where I met Dr. T. He looked a lot like Paul Ryan from DIY network, but he had a beard. We were in this room, and he was showing me this wooden carving on some kind of wooden christmas tree that was used for hanging ornaments from. It was like an upside down pine cone.

Then he left, and I went into this clasroom. It was empty, and there were these examples of plywood and fiberglass epoxy boat construction. There was a canoe there, and there was a piece of plywood looking all shiny and wet with epoxy. There was also what looked like an old airplane wing. I picked up the wing and it was flexible and flopped around like a noodle. There was also a wooden car there and there was a plaque on it that said 1935 Summer. I knew that Summer was the model name of the car.

I looked at it for a while, then I woke up. It was about 4 am.

Dr. Technical photo shoot/Mean atheist brainwasher

I know there was more to this, but I first remember being outside in a group, and Dr. Technical was out there with us. He looked different now, about the same age, maybe 50 or so, and this time he had no beard or mustache. I thought, "Oh, so this is what he actually looks like, that other time was just a dream."

I don't remember what he said, or what else we did, but the next thing I remember is I was in a car with some people and there was a college professor driving us. I think he was an economics teacher, and he was an atheist. We were trapped in the car with him and he wouldn't let us out. He forced us to say things like, "I renounce God and all those silly mythical fairy tales."

Eventually, we got to wherever we were going and got out. He was then telling me about some economic theory that was like a pyramid scheme or something that wouldn't work. I was arguing with him, trying to tell him how ridiculous it was. I said, "The only reason you like it is because it was made up by another atheist! If I were to say, 'I'm gonna buy an old house and fix it up and resell it for a profit,' you wouldn't think that was good only because I said it! And this other theory is way sillier than that!"

That's all I remember. I think I woke up then.

[unseen wombat]

6-17-09

My new office

I was at work, and at some point they gave me a new office. I wasn't too happy about this, because I really love my office right now, but I went to it and it was a more private room, with the entrance right in front of me as I sat at my desk. My old boss Larry came in and was really nice, asking how I liked it.

I looked out the windows and the views weren't that great. Just like a parking lot I think, with a mound of broken concrete. Also, the windows weren't in a position where I could see out them while sitting at my desk. I figured though at least it was a little more private.

[unseen wombat]

6-18-09

Hallway to heaven with Phorenice

I first remember that there was something about all these people on some planet, probably earth, but it was a long time ago. They were trying to move their whole civilization to some other part of the world, but there was some kind of adversary, IDR what, who was preventing them. One of them said something like, "Even if we could move a few steps a day towards it, we would be there in about a hundred years." I was made to know that this was fast enough over the scale of time that they had. Some kind of geologic or astronomical calamity was going to happen a long time from then.

Then I was in this outdoor area. I was on a dirt road, I think, and there were mountains far off. I had come there with some people, and I think this was the place they were trying to get to. For some reason, I remembered that I had talked to Phorenice (Red hair, beautiful, evil... Queen of Atlantis from an old book). I felt bad that she wasn't there, so I was gonna try to yell for her, because I knew I had done that before, and she had heard me. I wondered though, if since we were so far away now if she still would be able. I started to get ready to yell her name, but then all these people I knew from grade school started walking past me. I didn't think yelling as loud as I could was quite appropriate there. So I ended up not doing it, but it was okay, because then I saw Phorenice standing in line with some other people along the dirt road. This was my custom character model of her from Soul Calibur, and I knew she wasn't the real one.

Then there was something about us being in a building, like in front of an auditorium with a stage in front of us. We had these cool toys. They were swords, but had mostly plastic blades, with just a little metal sandwiched between to make them sharp at certain points and at the tip. They were different styles of swords too, but mostly like roman short swords. One looked like something from some giant robot anime, and I didn't like that one at all. The swords also came in these boxes that also had some other toys in there. I remember one was a denim rope. Another one was a scientific calculator with a flip-open lid. I opened the calculator and saw that it had a circuit board that you were suppose to plug into the back. I thought this was kinda dumb, because then the circuit board would stick up and you wouldn't be able to close the lid.

Anyway, it was time for us to go. Me and Soul Calibur Phorenice got up and walked through the building, passing up Christina R. and her little sister Faith, who was now mostly grown up. They were standing at the reception desk of wherever we were. I guess it was mostly like my old grade school. We got in line to go down this hallway which was very much like the hallway for the lunch line at my old high school, and in about the same location. I was somehow made to know that this was the line to go to heaven. I watched as some people walked into the hallway. The walls and decor inside changed to become more pleasing to the people in there, showing things that they enjoyed during their life. Phorenice was in front of me, and when she went in, the walls turned grey and stony. There were swords and maces hanging on the left side. She was really pleased with these and picked up a mace. It had a really small steel head, shaped kinda like some animal. Then she walked on, and turned the corner to the left and I didn't see her any more.

I had gone into the hall with her, but after she was gone, the decor didn't change for me. I figured I had to go out and come back in, so I went out, and was really anxious to see how it would change for me, but I knew I should go out and get my mom and wife. I walked away and found them, and when we came back the line was much longer. I told them to get in line and I was gonna try to go ahead up to the front, because I had already waited. I figured the people up there wouldn't be too happy about that though, so I wondered if maybe I should just get in the back and wait again.

Then IDK if I wondered about Phorenice going to heaven, because she was evil, or what, but I felt like God talked to me and said something like, anyone who chooses to come here will get into heaven. I was made to know that the act of wanting to go to heaven would be enough to get you in. The people who didn't come to the hallway had made their choice and would end up wherever they ended up.

Then I woke up.

[unseen wombat]

6-21-09

No lucids this weekend, even though I took 3 ginsengs on Saturday and G+C on Sunday. It's so frustrating. I need to increase the constant awareness again. I haven't been doing nearly as many reality checks as I should.

Getting ready for bed

I was at home and was getting ready for bed. It was 11:35, but Delores from church was there, and she wanted me and my wife to look at some bas reliefs to put on the walls. My house was like the church in some way, IDR.

Then we were in the kitchen with Delores, and I was putting a case of pop in the refrigerator. Then I took a book and went to bed, some guys and a girl came in though to watch me, so I kicked them out. There was a casino outside.

That's all I remember.