Unseen Wombat's Journal

[Burned up]

I think Snow White is hot too.  Even more so now I know she's Dr Snow White.

[unseen wombat]

haha, I have to agree.

2-6-10

Notes are a mess

I don't know what went on in this one because my notes are too cryptic to read. It had something to do with me being at the IX center with Ken, who I used to work with. There was a muslim there too, and we were trying to get a job or something. I had blood work done and turned out "medium." The muslim got fined for something, and I was glad about it.

Weird store with Vince and Danielle

I was with my friends Vince and Danielle, and we were going down this street with houses along it. There was a mansion on one lot, and it had a banner over the front door that said "Great Clips." I didn't associate it with the haircut place at all. We went in and this middle-aged woman came and greeted us. She said this was a store that she and some other people ran because they wanted to have their own buisiness so they could take longer vacations. There were a lot of things in the store, but most were just a lot of copies of the same brightly colored plastic things which I assumed were cheap souvenir toys of some sort. Everything in there was expensive. I did end up getting a haircut in there while Vince got something to eat. This French guy who was apparently in charge cut my hair for me and cooked Vince's food. I went to the counter to pay for my haircut, and I thought the guy said $15, but his accent was really thick and I asked him to repeat himself. He said the price again, and I still didn't understand, but I knew he raised it. This happened several times until he had the price up to $155. The woman we first met then came over and I asked her how much a haircut was. She said $15, so that was what I gave him. With the guy right there, I told her his accent was very difficult to understand, and he was very rude, "but, what else would I expect from a French person?" I was trying to be as offensive to him as possible because I was mad.

We were about to leave, and Vince pointed to this counter behind the checkout counter. He asked what was on it. It was a kind of veneer that had purple and green and grey tints to it. I told him. He said he should have paid the guy more for the food, because he didn't give him a tip, and the guy prepared it especially for him, because there was no one else there eating. I said, "No way, everything here is too expensive already." I said let's go, but Vince said, "Let's check out what they have first." I went over with him to a shelf and he was looking at one of the toys which was like a slot machine I think. I couldn't stand to be in that place one more minute, so I said, "I'm going out into the mall. Come out when you're done." Outside, it was a mall, and Danielle was sitting on this bench next to a hot Asian girl. I sat down with them, and even though I thought Danielle was on the right, I somehow ended up sitting next to the Asian. There was a baseball cap on the bench next to her, between us, which was mine, and she accidentally sat on it. I said jokingly, "Why would you do that!?" Then a light came on and it really hurt my eyes (even though I didn't have my dreaming mask on). I put the baseball cap on and it made it much better.

Then I woke up.

[unseen wombat]

2-8-10

Spiders and snakes in the basement

I was in my basement with my mom and Zoë. We were trying to fix the front panel of our dryer, because the bottom of it had corroded away. There were fallen trees down there, and we were going to somehow get metal out of them to fix the dryer. There were also all these poisonous snakes and spiders down there.

I turned on all the lights we had down there. The RL one in the back and the one over the utility tub were there, and there were two others between them that aren't really there. One was a halogen spotlight, and the other was a round bulb that only lit up on one side when I turned it on, then the other side lit up, sorta like the delay on a fluorescent light.

Zoë was standing in front of the dryer and opened the door. Draba was down there too, and one of the spiders bit him in the face. his fur turned white around the fang marks. I was really distressed and worried about him.

That's all I remember.

[Burned up]

Wonder why light bulbs behave so oddly in dreams.  They don't turn on.  They don't turn off.  They turn on a bit....

Is Draba a dog?  I think I'd be concerned too.  Probably poison.

[Vex Kitten]

That's a strange basement you've got going on in that dream. What kind of trees were you going to get metal from?

[Burned up]

That's a strange basement you've got going on in that dream. What kind of trees were you going to get metal from?

Silver birch?

(I'll get my coat...)

[Moonbeam]

Ironwood? 

[unseen wombat]

Draba is my cat actually. I <3 him. :3



We have a lot of silver maples around. Maybe that's what I was thinking. Probably it was more like we were thinking of putting a board over the corroded part to just patch it up.

2-12-10

Fighting superheroes with a dildo/Games aren't fun any more

I first remember I was fighting superheroes, or villains or something, with this big black and pink dildo. IDR much about it except running around this building. Then I was playing something like Super Mario Galaxy where I collected coins to use in some fantasy sports competition. I wanted it to be fun, but I couldn't seem to enjoy it. I wrote on this internet forum about it, saying that these kinds of games used to be fun when I was in high school, but now they're not. I thought it was because I didn't have as many friends as I used to.

Inspecting beams at Nightmare's castle

I was at Nightmare's, from Soul Calibur, castle. I was with this guy, and I was there to do a structural inspection of the beams. I first remember being way up high, and I was looking down a shaft near the outer wall, and there were new beams that had just been installed below. I dropped something, IDK if it was accidental or what, but it landed on one of the beams, which was also somehow a living person, and killed him. No one saw me though. I went down there and the guy I was with was writing something. I looked at the beam-person I had killed and it was not bearing against the floor above it. I said to the guy, "I think this one is bad." and he said it couldn't be because it's new. He then told me to look at another area. I went into this hallway, and saw Nightmare floating on some kind of hover pad. He had Sophitia's sword mounted on a jackhammer. I became this noble warrior then, and I challenged him to fight. He looked at me and was like, "what are you talking about?" then I remembered I was there working for him. There were now also these two other people there. One was a large guy with long hair, and this other guy was sucking up to him. I understood that it was because he was Hilde's father, the king. I was somehow a male form of Hilde I think, because I had the flat-tipped blade from her one spear on my belt as a knife.

I went to get a ladder out of this closet to inspect the beams over the hallway. Nightmare said I could just use his ladder, which was an old wooden thing tied to some pipes or something, then up on the pipe rack, there was another ladder tied that went up to where the beams were. I started to climb the lower ladder and it started oscillating back and forth and I was having a hard time getting up it.

That's all I remember.

Working at Burger King/Wife at Superbowl

I was with my mom and wife, and we were driving in Houston to go somewhere IDR. We got off the highway at this exit, and at the intersection under the overpass, there was a Burger King. The windows were boarded up, but there were people inside in uniforms. My mom and I told my wife that this was where we used to come for refills of pop, but they stopped giving us free, or discounted, refills, so we got mad at them and stopped coming. We were glad to see it looked like they went out of business. But then the workers inside pulled down the boards and indicated that we could come in. So we went in and I figured I'd give them another chance, especially since we wouldn't be coming back for refills, and we ordered some pop. We were also wearing Burger King uniforms, so they expected us to help serve some orders. My mom poured some coffee into a cup with the the last of an urn of coffee, and there wasn't enough to fill it, so she went to make some more. One of the women who was working there before tilted the urn and filled it the rest of the way though. I thought it wasn't very nice to give someone the dregs of the urn, but I didn't object. I carried the cup over to the drive thru, but on the way my hand was unsteady or I tripped or something and spilled a lot of it on this black kid working there. I apologized and I hoped I hadn't burned him.

Then I sat down for a while and played on my PSP. Meanwhile, everything changed and now they were playing the superbowl there in the Burger King. My wife was going to play as the quarterback for one of the teams. There was a conference table set up in there and there were all these sports casters sitting around it. One of them was broadcasting, and he indicated that I should come over. So I shut off my PSP, and he started saying that I was going to say a few words about my wife being in the superbowl. I sat down and tried to speak clearly and not trip over any words because I was on TV. I said that I was proud of her and she's a great athlete and a great wife and all good things about her. I thought I did pretty good. Then I watched her playing, and she was totally naked. It didn't even look like her really. She was blonde and had really big breasts and on each breast there were 5 nipples arranged like the 5 on a domino. I watched her running down the field and score some touchdowns. I assumed they left her naked because it would distract the other team.

[unseen wombat]

2-13-10

Assault vehicle/Defusing bombs

I called up Ed R., A guy I went to grade school with, to ask him the price of an army assault vehicle. My mom and I were talking about it and wondered how much they cost. I thought it would be $75,000, but he said it was only $6,000. I was surprised.

Then I found out that these muslims had rigged bombs up to this bridge and were going to blow it up. I had to go and defuse the bombs because the muslims were apparently my relatives, so it was my responsibility. Me and Zoë went over there and we were watching newscasts about the situation. That's all I remember.

Garfield movie/Seeing myself in my bedroom

I was out watching this revised Garfield movie. In it, Garfield was drawn as just an orange circle, and Odie talked. They got lost in the woods, and I went back home to look for them. I was then cutting this bedsheet that belonged to our neighbor who no longer lives there. I thought we shouldn't cut it too much because they might come back and want it. I walked into my bedroom and saw my old toy-box next to the wall where my dresser was. My wife was laying on another box next to it, and someone was on the toy-box. I looked more closely and saw it was me! I was instantly lucid and I looked at my hand and saw it had 6 fingers. Then I felt myself waking up and it was over.

[Stave]

2-13-10

Assault vehicle/Defusing bombs

I called up Ed R., A guy I went to grade school with, to ask him the price of an army assault vehicle. My mom and I were talking about it and wondered how much they cost. I thought it would be $75,000, but he said it was only $6,000. I was surprised.

Then I found out that these muslims had rigged bombs up to this bridge and were going to blow it up. I had to go and defuse the bombs because the muslims were apparently my relatives, so it was my responsibility. Me and Zoë went over there and we were watching newscasts about the situation. That's all I remember.

You are a call of duty fan aren't ya ?

[unseen wombat]

haha, I played call of duty 2 on ps2. I mostly play fighting games now.

[Burned up]

What to do when the RC wakes you up

[unseen wombat]

Yeah, it sure wasn't the best lucid. I thought I would have one this weekend, because I hadn't had one for 2 weeks. It was a disappointment though.

2-16-10

Hitler and bad guys school

I first remember that Hitler and some evil teachers kidnapped my girlfriend. I went to rescue her and left my mom and dad at home. I went in to the school and met this professor who was acting nice, but he was actually on Hitler's side. He tried to get two guys dressed up in the spandex and neon light outfits from Tron to capture me. I ran, and then met up with some friends. We overpowered the Tron guys and put on their uniforms.

We went into this assembly where there were a bunch of people and a guy in front with a microphone. I got up on the stage and announced to everyone that the school was run by Hitler and these were all bad guys. Then they showed me my mom and dad who they were dunking in a pool. I understood they were going to kill them if I didn't stop. They didn't actually know they were my mom and dad though. My mom then said that her son was a gamer and rode a rocket board. They believed her and determined that I wasn't their son, so they let them go. I went back to the guy with the microphone and tried to wrestle it away from it. He was too tough though and I wasn't able to knock him down. I went to the sound board or amplifier or something and turned off the microphone though.

Narrow road with my grandpa

I was with my grandpa, just like in another dream I had a couple weeks ago but didn't record, and we were in a car driving next to this creek. There was construction going on on the creek bank and it was hard to pass in some places. The path was actually narrower than the width of the car. We somehow managed to squeeze by though. It's pretty interesting that I had a very similar dream to this before, it must mean something.

[unseen wombat]

2-17-10

Another zombie apocalypse

I was watching this movie, and it was about a zombie apocalypse. I was the only person left in the city, and the skyscrapers were starting to rust and crumble. Then it was me in the movie. I was a girl, and I tried to call the police for help on this radio I found. It worked, but the zombies heard me too and started to come after me. I was then with my mom, and we ducked into this alcove and tried to hide against the near wall, out of sight of the zombie walking up the intersecting path. It worked for a minute, but after the zombie passed us, he turned around and saw us. He started coming over, and all I had for a weapon was a pair of pruning shears. Someone else there had a knife though and slashed the zombie and stabbed it in the neck. This was apparently how you killed them.

Flying trees and a fountain

I was in this garden, and I think I was playing Mario Kart. There were these bamboo trees that were being uprooted and were flying in a really strong wind along with me. I thought it would be a good idea to grab one and plant it by our new house. The trees had a single wheel on the bottom which was normally below the ground. I grabbed one and put a string around the trunk and flew it as we drove like a kite.

Then I was at this school, and there was a garden in the front. There was this fountain there called the "family fountain" and by that it meant family as in taxonomy. On the fountain were supposed to be all the animals from a particular family. The fountain was a wall with water cascading down the face of it, and about eye level, the wall sloped out at a 45 degree angle and cascaded into a pool below. There were animals and people swimming in the pool, and on the 45 degree portion, there were these big bugs. Up on the high vertical wall were the faces of these iridescent people. Someone made me understand that they were aliens. She called them something, but IDR what it was. I got close and one of the bugs was buzzing around my head and I was afraid it was going to sting me, or at least land on me, and it made me nervous.

[Moonbeam]

I looked more closely and saw it was me! I was instantly lucid and I looked at my hand and saw it had 6 fingers. Then I felt myself waking up and it was over.

Weird thing, to see yourself, and you noticed it--too bad so short.

Narrow road with my grandpa

I was with my grandpa, just like in another dream I had a couple weeks ago but didn't record, and we were in a car driving next to this creek. There was construction going on on the creek bank and it was hard to pass in some places. The path was actually narrower than the width of the car. We somehow managed to squeeze by though. It's pretty interesting that I had a very similar dream to this before, it must mean something.

That's cool.  That would be a good recurring dream to get lucid from.

 

Flying trees and a fountain

I was in this garden, and I think I was playing Mario Kart. There were these bamboo trees that were being uprooted and were flying in a really strong wind along with me. I thought it would be a good idea to grab one and plant it by our new house. The trees had a single wheel on the bottom which was normally below the ground. I grabbed one and put a string around the trunk and flew it as we drove like a kite.

Great image!   

Then I was at this school, and there was a garden in the front. There was this fountain there called the "family fountain" and by that it meant family as in taxonomy. On the fountain were supposed to be all the animals from a particular family. The fountain was a wall with water cascading down the face of it, and about eye level, the wall sloped out at a 45 degree angle and cascaded into a pool below. There were animals and people swimming in the pool, and on the 45 degree portion, there were these big bugs. Up on the high vertical wall were the faces of these iridescent people. Someone made me understand that they were aliens. She called them something, but IDR what it was. I got close and one of the bugs was buzzing around my head and I was afraid it was going to sting me, or at least land on me, and it made me nervous.

Bizarre but interesting.