Mortal Mist

[McDonalds]

#1
McDonalds

I went to McDonalds and I didn't have any shorts on...no bottoms at all. I got back and I forgot to get Kim something.

#2
Sniper

I'm at my parent's house, slouching down on a couch. There's a guy across the street with a sniper rifle and he's been shooting at us. Jocelyn comes out of the bathroom and we all yell at her to take cover and she screams and ducks down. We wait it out a little while and we hear the gunman try to get in the front door. I grab a rusty bent hatchet and am able to chop off one of his hands that reached through the doorway. Very Scary

#3
Proposal

Jocey and I are wrestling on the bed and out of the blue I propose to her. The next moment, our bed is on a loft type of area and Jocey's aunt Jodi comes up to congratulate us. She sees me on the bed under the covers and asks if we're already sleeping together. I sort of avoid the question. IRL she's a very Christian woman.

#4
Attack!

I'm in a field with a bunch of other people that are on my 'team' or at least not against me. There's a group of people with guns attacking us. The guy specifically after me is the sarcastic doctor on 'scrubs'. When he shoots his gun an array of lines comes out, like 8-10 different ropes with sharp spears on the ends of them. When I dodge them all he pushes a button that retracts them. I dodge a few shots and I have a very keen feeling that the next one is going to hit me. I feel like there's nothing I can do to avoid it. I get this somewhat annoyed feeling mixed with frustration and decide to quit...I just wanted out and started 'puting in' another website....weird.

[Class]

6-27

Class

I'm looking for a classroom in a school. I run into one to find Nate running a projector. The video he's running switches from some documentary to the Simpsons. I think he's having trouble with the machine. I put something in the microwave and leave. I walk into a classroom across the hall and it is a math class. I ask students which class this is because I'd already taken a math class. I think it was the next level. I decide its the class I'm supposed to be in.

Late for the bus

I'm at my parent's house and the bus is about to arrive. I'm brabbing last minute things. I put my bag out by the bus stop and lit a splint...like an incent almost indicating how much time I had. My dad was waiting out there to tell me when the bus was coming. The bus shows up and I step outside the door and tell it to go ahead because I wasn't ready. I ask some girls to lock up the house when I leave.

Teeth falling out

My mom gives me this mouth guard that protects my teeth but the clue didn't dry right or something and I go to pull it out and my teeth start falling out. I complain to my mom about the piece and start to freak out.

Tag/Play

I'm at a play area with Dylan and Evan. (IRL Evan is Dylan's father and he's deaf) Evan can talk pretty well in the dream and I'm surprised. I chase Dylan and we almost get in trouble because the play structure is in the store and we're running into shoppers. I remember running to one part that had a low bar and slid on me knees to go under it. We then all get together again and talk about going disc golfing. I think Dylan was being stubborn.

I'm wondering if dreams of being in High School are occurring because I've been a camp counselor and am reminded of those times because of the kids....Also the teeth dream...I've heard this is common but I've never had a dream where my teeth have fallen out, I've read it means that you should watch what you say or are cautious when you talk? Any thoughts?

[Breakfast with Parents]

6-28-08

Breakfast with Parents

I'm having breakfast with my mom and dad. I brought home Adam Sandler's "Zohan" movie. We're watching it and there's a part where they are protecting a beer fridge. I want a pop but I can't have one because of some appointment coming up so I get a water instead. My dad and I joke about pizza toppings and he says something about putting marijuana on it.

Blind Drive

It's night outside and I'm driving without headlights. I try messing with the dial switch and can get very dim lights to go on. I get lost somewhere and at an intersection can make out the street names, Cabberet (or similar) and Cooley (actual road in my hometown) and at this intersection there's a wedding going on. I get home somehow and write 'cabberet' on a pillow with a pen so I could remember the street name and look it up where I was. My mom is there while I write and she's playing some video game.

No Kitty!

Pete is playing Nintendo WII or similar and the point of the game is to get little eggs through an obstacle course without cracking them and then they will hatch little chicks. The game is real in our living room and there's a couple of little kittens (puppies too??) that are trying to eat the newborn chicks. I grab the kittens and start smacking them telling them no! They still try to eat them so I eventually take the kitties out the door. When I turn back, Pete is grabbing a cardboard box to hold the chicks in.

I'm thinking this dream occurred because Jocey has been asking if she can have a kitten and keep it at my house. I would have to ask Pete and find out if the other roommate would be okay with it, then I would have to deal with kitty litter and all that. Basically, the kitten would be getting in the way of Pete and I playing our games. 

When you gotta go, you gotta go!

I'm in Meijer and need to go #2 pretty badly. There's a toilet by the express checkout in the middle of the isle pretty much, next to the candy. I jump on it and have bad shits. When I went to wipe there's no back to the toilet and I almost fall off the back, my legs kick up and I kick this woman in the face!  She had a baby too and I felt really bad.

[Contagious Spider Bite]

6-29-08

Contagious Spider Bite

I had a strange spider bite near my temple that was growing and getting all vainy. Aaron is with my and is laying down but is having trouble breathing. I look back and there's all kinds of tubes and wires attached to him.

Something happened at work that had to do with a weird spider bite infection that was contagious

AK

Ashton Kutcher has a new gambling show on and it's going to be on for life. That was the commercial.

Raunchy Ride

I'm riding my bike through town and decide to pull my shorts down a little because it was dark and I guess I needed a breeze. Nobody noticed.

Ring

I have a ring on my finger that doesn't fit and is bugging me. I realize that it's an earring which is why it didn't fit.

Gas Station Mayhem

I'm at a gas station with B & A drinking a beer. There's water around and Jocey is jet skiing. Someone tells me that my boss drove by and thought I had a beer in my hand. I think she might come back so I dump it. Some older guys come by to talk to B&A about their plans after college. I think one of them is Wayne Dyer. After a small chat they leave and when the guy that I thought was Wayne Dyer was called his name was something else. There's a kite in the distance that a friend of mine might be operating. It has a water gun and neon green lights that light up when you shoot. They are trying to shoot jocey in the jet ski.
We go into the gas station but they're closing up. It's kinda one of those bong shops. I accidentally grab a hunting outfit on my way out because I was already carrying Aaron's coat or something. I return it quickly. Then in the parking lot i find a brand new baseball glove still in the package. I hide that under Aaron's coat and leave. B&A take off down the street while a mom and little girl tell me some statistics about fireworks. I try to retaliate something clever but say something about how the moon has more fireworks in a year than all of earth combined. I apologize for my stupidity right away. 
I look back to find B&A and they are way down the street. Some criminal is kidnapping Aaron. I rush over and tackle him down. I have a flashlight and there's helicopters coming. I wave my flashlight at them and they get the guy. Now my shift is over and Hannah is relieving me. She swoons over my good work taking down that guy and starts to undress and go down on me. She's topless and gets on top of me when I wake.

Wrote a lengthy email to my sister about the transition from college to the 'real world'...maybe that stemmed the convo with the older people. The beer thing was probably because I had a sip of beer while working last night, and the fireworks was because they had fireworks at the baseball game last night. Why the kidnapper and why the reward? (Not that I'm complaining)

[Bush Party --20%]

7-1 & 7-2 (Dreams from Camping...from memory, no notes  :( )

Bush Party --20%

I'm in some boondocks type of place and there's a bonfire and a barn. George Bush, yes the president, is walking with someone toward the barn and I'm a few yards away talking with a friend making my way towards him. I had a feeling that it was his party and I had slightly positive feelings about him (unlike real life) maybe it was because he was throwing the party.

Steve  --<20%

Just remember chatting with Steve about something...maybe it was his birthday??

7-2

I don't know what to think about this one...maybe my want of bliss/eternity?  --85%

I'm in a room with some teenagers (probably from camp) and I'm telling them that an apocalypse is about to happen and I'm giving them directions. The place rips apart and we're separated. I'm walking down a road and it seems that everybody is scared. I walk down a dust road and a priest or pastor is holding a baby preaching to a small crowd around him. He says some lords prayer or something over the baby and the baby turns blue then disappears!! I quickly grab the man and lean back for him to do the same blessing to me (thinking it would send me directly to heaven??) and he said the blessing but I think it was a quickened version. I didn't go anywhere. In fact, I fell back and hit the dust road and started weeping.

[Ozzy and Reese --70%]

Forgot about dreams from 6-30 I had written down.

6-30-08

Ozzy and Reese --70%

I'm drop my dog Reese off at this huge paintball course called "the cabin" but the real name was 'Woodhaven' My friend Ozzy watches my dog while I try to get money from my bank. It's closed so I sit there awhile until I hear Reese causing trouble with some other dogs. She got away from ozzy and is barking at dogs walking by. A cop car drives by with lights on going after somebody at the end.
This dream probably occurred because I'm broke and Ozzy is watching my dog while I work as a camp counselor.

School Stuff & Porn --50%

I'm checking online to see if I have homework. Jocey Reese and I then walk through campus but take a different route where there are no students around. I have to shit. Jocey leaves and the next thing I know I'm on her computer. I find some porn with my name in it but it's someone else in the porn.

Stall --95%

I'm in my Jimmy and I'm trying to start it up from a parking lot but it's not starting. Apparently, I ran out of gas.  I tried 3 times until she started up. I went to a close gas station and gas was almost $5 so I decided to see if I could make it to another station with cheaper gas. IRL I needed gas.

Barracks --30%

I'm in some type of prison room or living quarters. There's a bunch of guys lying in cots and our supervisor just left. There's a t.v. and I ask some other guys if we're allowed to watch it. They say yes and I crawl into a bed/cot to watch some t.v.

[Lucid --75%]

7-3-08

Lucid --75%

I'm walking with Reese and she doesn't have a leash. Some cops on bikes ride by but don't say anything. We see these foreign guys with pictures of a nude beach they went to. Reese and I continue walking behind this old building and we find some small ponds. We walk around the corner and see a group of people moving stuff into one of the buildings. One girl recognizes me and I have to ask where I know her from. She says something about a friend of a friend and I just go with it. I'm introduced to her family and they leave me and the girl there. She says I can shower and do laundry there if I need to. She's being really flirty and goes to kiss me, I turn away to get a smooch on the cheek. She then sunbaths nude in front of me. I have some naughty thoughts and think that this isn't right because I have a girlfriend....wait...am I dreaming??
YES!! Nose RC works all the time!!

I ask her if she wants to go skinny dipping in the pond out back and she does. We walk out the door and her family pulls in the drive on the other side. I tell her to take my hand and trust me. We fly over the house but more like one of those moon-walking type flying where you go quite high only to fall back down. So we bounce from the roof to the other side of the lawn. Her family freaks out because the girl is gone and they think I killed her or something. He brother comes around back to see us and I throw a football to him then wake up.

Why didn't I think of the LST?!?!?!

Random Memories --35%

I'm not sure this was all the same dream

I'm trying to sleep. I look at my alarm clock and there's porn on it. My brother comes in for a bottle cap fight. (When you flick it across the room to hit someone)
Now I'm not myself...I think the emo kid from camp instead. I need to burry a knife that I stole from my dad maybe? My 'mom' catches me and I start to molest her but she likes it and gets off.

Ship --95%

I'm on a boat near a restaurant. The restaurant has a moat I guess and there's ice all around. Someone yells at me and another shipmate I guess and we have to secure the lines or something. I duck down and we wait it out because there's ice everywhere on board. We end up moving the ship through the ice and toward the restaurant. The restaurant has a balcony overhand that we have to watch out for. I bend the masts down to get under the roof. Once we're clear we start to move away. I grab some chicken to eat and Jocey joins me.

[1st night]

Hey all,

I'm in Montreal at the International Association for the Study of Dreams conference and have managed to find some time to record the dreams that have occurred at the conference.

1st night

I'm at my high school and am in French class with a laptop. (Maybe because I had to use a little french here?) I leave the classroom to find another class and am laughing in the hallway about nothing at all.  Andy (old theatre director from freshman year) is teaching in a classroom that I pass. I pass some teachers that say I can hang out in the teacher's lounge because I'm an older student.

Waiting

I'm in some sort of line for a bus or something in Montreal.

Next Night
The conference had a telepathy contest which involved a woman concentrating on an image to 'send out' to the conference members. The next day members are asked to write out their dreams and submit them to be reviewed.

I'm trying to schedule conference stuff and the information is on my boss's phone in the middle of the table. It's golden.

I'm walking through the woods after talking with these guys about lucid dreams. We were invited to this 'party' -10 of us and our biggest friend got beat up there. They say I can leave but another guy is blocking me. I run at him and do a spin move to dodge him and keep running. I look back to see his friend shoot me and the bullet hits my chest. I joke with him saying I thought it was a red bullet???

Walking through the woods during sunset and I stop to put on a jacket because I was cold. I see these odd gloves on the ground with extra fingers, 6 each glove. A bum walks by and I offer him the gloves. He says something about lucid dreaming and I'm amazed. I Nose RC and it didn't work, I guess I didn't try to breathe that well.  We walk to a city section and pass a girl with her mom. I have to check mail because I'm part leader of some group. The girl asks me what's for dinner and I already ate and forgot to feed everyone else. They're upset. The bum says that the girl is one of the fighter sisters. I think she liked me. She was playing with a hairpiece I dropped. (group leader probably reflects my job as a camp counselor....girl liking me probably reflects liberty from camp.)

[Jocelyn's Place]

This are continued from the night of 7-9-08.

Jocelyn's Place

I'm at Jocey's family's house eating at a table. They tell me that Aria (2 years old) is at 200lbs. I look at Aria and she's eating some ice cream. Bill loads the dishwasher and says he's doing it wrong. I ask Jocey if she wants to disc golf today and she is in her pj's and doesn't want to go. I think some dishes were in front of me that needed to be put away.

Car

I'm on a bridge with some kids from camp and they are throwing a football around. The bridge is quite wobbly and can be turned upside-down as long as you hang on the side ropes. A kid goes in and I go in and dogs are in? Me and the guys from main street (old roomies) get in a car to leave. There's a squirrel in the car and it's acting strange, (what isn't strange for a squirrel in a car??) We let it out of the back and it climbs a tree. I then find myself making a sandwich but there's mayonnaise on my shoulder that I scrape off with a knife and spread on my bread. 

Mall

I'm in a mall looking for a bowl to buy Jocelyn. (She said when I was in Montreal that she wanted a bowl because she collects bowls from around the world) I see Wit walking by and say hi to her. As we chat I notice that everything is really expensive. (When I actually went shopping I never found a good bowl made in Montreal :( )

Surfboard

I'm in my hotel room spray painting a surfboard. I was cautious and put a bunch of towels around it and was painting it blue. (I found out 2 nights later that I was really close getting the telepathy contest. The image that was 'sent out' was of a windsurfer riding a wave with an orange sail. One of the judges said that I was pretty much 3rd place.  )

[I dun Pissed myself!]

Nap from 7-10-08

I dun Pissed myself! 

I'm across from the hotel in a courtyard. There are neighbors there that have a Doberman. (My neighbors just got one) I walk in their house, say hi to them and then the dog attacks me. I am not afraid but frustrated. I have his jaw locked open and am holding him up as he makes a high whiny sound. He then pees on me. I look down and I think I might've peed myself. I'm not sure but get really embarrassed anyway. I let the dog down and cover myself and excuse myself from the room explaining that I would be back soon.

[Another Piss dream]

Lots of dreams the 3rd night, 7-10/11-08

Another Piss dream

I'm in a lecture and go to use the bathroom. I'm not sure if we can or have time? I use the bathroom but another guy is there and he behaves strangely. He pees on his hands close to me. Something continued to pee for him after he left? I think it was supposed to be a prank or something. A box was there. I continued and there were 3 girls behind me and they laughed at me. I am their counselor and felt like there was pee on me, as if it sprayed off the ceramic and got all over my crotch.

Boxes

We had to grab 'boxes' from sessions and someone said that Dali session was mostly full. I wondered if I could take my own box.

Pizza Pick-up  I'm so smooth

I get home with a group of people and we think there's leftover pizza in the fridge. A group of people are already in the house but they're friendly so we don't mind. I joke with a girl there and say, "All we need is pizza" and she flirts so I end up 'picking her up' and take her inside. (were we outside the whole time??)

Oh yea, there's more, same night, it was sweet

Baby Craig

I'm talking with my brother Craig in my dad's garden. He's not acting right though, he's acting like he's son Ethan who is 2 years old. He peed himself (WTF?) and doesn't want to change clothes. I try to explain that he's contaminating things. We end up falling asleep in my dad's garden.
When I wake I have a phone call or friend near, Courtney (who got me a bonus last week). She says we have an overnight together soon. I head inside but forget my dream journal. (I forgot to bring it to the conference as well.) I go back and Ethan/Craig is gone but his pants remain. I hear him running up to try and scare me. He's not successful. We go inside but he's loud and wakes up neighbors. A blind chihuahua comes around and is loud and annoying. The dog is the overnight I'm supposed to work.  (I work with people with disabilities so this is quite amusing) I say I can't take this and decide to wake up.  Oh logic.

Hit and Stay

There's a man walking as I look down a road. A van comes and hits him. He makes his way to a bench while me and others talk to the driver. We have to move out of the way to allow construction vehicles to put more wood on the side of the road.

Explosive Flick

In a house a man stands in a strange area and 'confesses'. He says he was in a vet and rolled down his window to yell at someone. A bunch of girls are listening and when he's done they rush up to hug him. I try to get one of the girls to help me 'work' on something but I'm being flirty. My dad comes and starts us on a real project about the gas in our house. He opens a container that's similar to propane and attaches two metal wires. He lights them on fire and they burn. He 'flicks' them out and lights them again. The next time he can't put the fire out and its getting bigger.  :gaah:I run to grab a fire extinguisher and dad tells the girl to call 911. The extinguisher is heavy and I pop off a cap and turn it upside-down in the gas cannister. The girl and I take protection but dad is stubborn. I yell and yell at him to get behind the door. He finally does and after a minute I check on the cannister and it is out and we're all relieved! 

Nope, still more, same night 

Church

I'm in a parking lot talking with locals about church. I tell them I can't afford 20 bucks for it and say I won't come out definitely. They get defensive and I explain it's not the church or priest but me. I end up burning something over a grave and leaving.

Hard to read notes on this one but I'm going to type what it looks like 

Me and groy upset with a place and wanted it different, felt like a movie. At the end everything was the same but our perception was different. There was a huge waterfall like a park. We didn't have fun before, now a blast.

Baby Bryon

I'm in a mall with Aaron and then Beth and Bryon show up. Then Jocey and she plays with Bryon like a child. I take pictures of them. Bridget and Leslie are there too! I walk through the mall and find them. I try to take them back but I needed to help find a dog and a child ran away...Bryon?? We go through the elevator levels to find him. Thats when I see Leslie etc. The dog is secure and we're back, lead and another dream?? (Damn Notes!)

[Nude Challenges (Resonate with anyone here??)]

Last dream of the conference.

7-12-08

Nude Challenges (Resonate with anyone here??)

I'm by a road and some railroad tracks and I see people topless skating by on the tracks. They're playing a dare game. Jocey takes her shirt off for a second and puts it back on. I see a girl do a nude yoga-type movement with a stick and I decie to dare to do it. The 'guide' of the exercise helped me strip and I lay down a try to do the movements and wake.

[Laser Tag]

Laser Tag

I'm in a laser tag arena and most everyone is already 'dead'. It's just me and Jake M. and we're running around like crazy trying to get each other. We're really close at one point and then turn in opposite directions. It's difficult to aim my gun at him because his target is on his back near his neck. I could aim right at it but it never did anything.

[WaterPark fun]

7-17-08

WaterPark fun

I'm with Jocey and her whole family is hanging out at this park. I find a pool and we go skinny dipping and have sex. Sophy walks in and then her mom Jamy. So we stop. We go to this other pool that has an S shape and is like a slide. I jump in and land on a tobaggon that someone else is in. The other guy almost falls off the slide. Some big girls wanted to ride on and we tell them that it's not safe because I'm only 180lbs and almost fell off the slide from too much momentum. I'm now sitting on the side of the pool and I see a couple people jump a whole story to the next level. I think they were Olympic athletes. 

Scrubs (again)

I'm on the show scrubs and am in bed. I think I'm a patient or JD playing a game. Th other doctors are setting up an elaborate domino effect to make something land on me. I strip so when I get up it will be funny. Their plan fails and so does mine. I end up talking to some older guy that wants to see my butt.

New Roomie

I'm in an apartment on the 2nd floor and hear some people come in. When I check it out there's 2 really big bouncer looking guys. I get all upset and tell them to get out and they say they are helping their son move in. They put some stuff in my room and see porn playing on my tv and they seem to be a bit conservative and Christian or something. I tell them they're putting stuff in the wrong room. The kid plays base guitar and is a redhead. I tell them I play guitar and they seem to be a bit happier about their child's roommate. They tell me they need help moving a piano in. They want to go from the street straight up instead of taking the stairs. I tell them they're crazy. I find myself driving down the street with the kid talking about how sad in life he is. I ask him why he doesn't kill himself. What was keeping him alive and he said his wife, who was in the car. She got out at some fast food place and we left her. He made a big deal about going back to get her so we started to turn around.

This might be a continuation

I think I'm still with the new roommate when we go to get our jackets from a restarant. We notice a plate with a fesh steak on it and we joke about taking it. I grab the place but put it back when some guys see us and give us shit because it was their food. I scream at them calling them stupid motherfuckers or something and walk away. They start to get on their dirtbikes to ride toward us. I walk along a steep rocky path so they can't catch us.

WBTB LUCID

I'm in my room and decide to try that whole remain open and receptive thing. I look around and nobody is there. I push the ceiling open and see my friends on my lawn waiting for me. I can't get to them and I can't fly, I was stuck.

[A lucid]

A lucid

I'm driving through campus and a security type person comes up to me and says that I have to move my truck. A student behind my truck is yelling at me saying that my truck is the worst truck ever. I laugh and tell him that I like it and it hauls lots of stuff really well. I'm not sure if I park or just get out.

I'm standing at an entrance to a building and there's a bunch of people waiting for me. I think there's 15-20 people and they are swing dancers waiting for me, the president of the club, to open the door for the meeting. It's around 7:30am and I think about why we didn't do an evening meeting. I open the door and start to climb the stairs to 415 or some room on the 4th floor. This is where I become Lucid! I do a nose RC on the stairs and continue to walk into the meeting room.

There's now about 5 people sitting around me and they are from the conference. To my left is Laura and there's some doctors and another woman whom I look up to. They start talking random stuff and then the conversation leads to me and dreaming. They say that I've been moving along well but they're talking about me like I'm not even sitting there. I ask them what I could be doing more to help. Laura says that I need to take care of my body more. She explains something about the body connected to the mind in some way. The group agrees and someone mentions something about becoming a vegetarian. I sat there and nodded and tried to get more out of them. They were very casual and didn't really seem pressed for time although I told them that I'm pretty sure I'm going to wake up soon. At some moments the dream would start to fade but then I would pick up a face again and it would continue.
For a second I went to kiss Laura because, afterall, I'm dreaming and she seemed quite offended. This made me apologize to her because that's what I've been doing in my lucids forever, just flying and fooling around. This was serious and I nearly messed it up. I regain composure and try to listen to the group.

I lose lucidity.

I find myself sitting on a lawn across from the neighbors trying to get some chains straitened out. There's a bunch of them and me and my brothers are separating them and putting them in piles. The neighbors are screaming and yelling at each other. I think it has something to do with cheating or incest.  The woman screams and runs over to us throwing a garbage bag or something in our direction. I wake.