Uncle mu's Fantastical Whaling Adventures

[iadr]

The other night I was trying to dream of going to iadr's yard, but Maria showed up in some huge warehouse place instead. Maria also thought it was a fine warehouse, but she didn't do much to help and just watched TV and slept all day.  

Keep up the good work mu. You'll make it there.  

[Caradon]

I started using a pillow again.  I found myself attempting to use my arm for a pillow, and then I'd have those dreams where you try to punch stuff and it doesn't work, because you can't move your arm.  So annoying. 

 

[Sunshine]

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[StarSeeker]

Maria also thought it was a fine warehouse, but she didn't do much to help and just watched TV and slept all day.

Yeah, she "thought it was a fine warehouse"... Like if you go out with a dead rat in your hair, and you ask someone and he says you are looking fine. 

[Sunshine]

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[mu]

Keep up the good work mu. You'll make it there.  

Thanks, iadr.  I'm still trying!

  Like when your eye gets smashed and can't move, and you go blind on that side. 

That's strange you would say that!  I was supposed to be wearing something to protect my eye for a certain reason, but of course I didn't because I'm too cool/stupid for that.    But yeah, the not-being-able-to-punch-stuff dreams are about as dumb as they get, I think.  Even floating around mindlessly or something. . .at least it's pleasant and fun floating.

Yeah, she "thought it was a fine warehouse"... Like if you go out with a dead rat in your hair, and you ask someone and he says you are looking fine. 

In this context, "warehouse" is not literal, rather, it is something like a huge building that goes on forever and looks like crap in some places but is inexplicably awesome in other places, and none of it makes any real sense at all except for the fact that all of it taken together somehow seems to make perfect sense in some indescribable sense.

On the other hand, I've never tried wearing a dead rat, so it may or may not be like that.

Wait, you don't think there is any such thing as a fine warehouse?  You must not have had to deal with any non-fine ones.  Believe you me, anybody that has, knows the difference.   

Thank you, Moonbeam. 

[mu]

I dreamed I was a computer or something, but I ran out of memory.

Really!  That's not a no-recall-induced sarcasm. . .although that's about all the recall I have of it.  It was really weird though; it seemed really perfectly rational, like just formally processing symbols.  It seemed crystal-clear and because of that very strange that I didn't recall it--it felt like I was never asleep at all.

[Snaggle]

That was really amusing. More ram for Mu! Go to a dream Newegg to get it .

[Sunshine]

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[mu]

That was really amusing. More ram for Mu! Go to a dream Newegg to get it .

Thanks, Snaggle, and hello!  I don't usually dream like that at all, which is the reason I mentioned it.  It's hard to describe it when a dream seems strange just because it's strange.

What are you talking about?!  Everybody knows an eye-patch is cool.  You should wear one if even if you don't need to.

They said I looked like a pirate!  And they were probably right.  I have mixed feelings about looking like a pirate.  I guess it's cool, but I'm not a pirate.

Oh yea right.  

I was though.  I was a computer, a non-pirate-like computer.

Oh, Ok.  Sorry about the

It's ok.

Maybe you just can't remember it in terms of language.

I don't know.  Sometimes I think when I read anything it's better if I don't really try to understand it at all, and let SC deal with it.  Everything seems easier a couple days later.

[StarSeeker]

On the other hand, I've never tried wearing a dead rat, so it may or may not be like that.

You haven't?? Big flaw  

(note: I never played with dead rats)

Wait, you don't think there is any such thing as a fine warehouse?  You must not have had to deal with any non-fine ones.  Believe you me, anybody that has, knows the difference.    

I'm a firm believer in the mystical un-magicness of warehouses, which is to say all warehouses are non-fine. If it looked like a fine warehouse, it must have not been a warehouse, but rather a magic storage place, or someone trying to ..... (damn, I can't remember what is the word!).

[mu]

I'm a firm believer in the mystical un-magicness of warehouses, which is to say all warehouses are non-fine. If it looked like a fine warehouse, it must have not been a warehouse, but rather a magic storage place, or someone trying to ..... (damn, I can't remember what is the word!).

Oh?  And just where do you get your wares from, I wonder?  Would your penchant for wearing rats be possible without a wearehouse in which to store those awaiting lucky owners such as yourself?  Hmm?

[StarSeeker]

I'm a firm believer in the mystical un-magicness of warehouses, which is to say all warehouses are non-fine. If it looked like a fine warehouse, it must have not been a warehouse, but rather a magic storage place, or someone trying to ..... (damn, I can't remember what is the word!).

Oh?  And just where do you get your wares from, I wonder?

From non-fine warehouses, of course.

Would your penchant for wearing rats be possible without a wearehouse in which to store those awaiting lucky owners such as yourself?  Hmm?

Not being a rat-wearer myself, I don't miss such a wearehouse. And certainly the followers of such fashion have big and nice houses such as this - ¹ where they can concoct the accessories they see fit.

[Sunshine]

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