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Re: Snacks from the Butler's Pantry
« Reply #195 on: October 19, 2008, 08:39:11 PM »
A year ago, I would have told you that I would never eat a cake out of the freezer.  That was before I tried this recipe for a "Rub-On Cake".

Do not preheat the oven.  Place the dough in the center of the oven.  Set the oven to 350 degrees.  This brings the dough up to temperature gradually.

Every 8 minutes, rub the butter marinade onto the cake's surface.  The dough will absorb the moisture, while the butter builds a crispy shell.

I've heard that barbecue rubs are very hip now.  Maybe this will catch on in a similar fashion. The Rub-On Cake.
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Re: Snacks from the Butler's Pantry
« Reply #196 on: October 19, 2008, 08:55:58 PM »
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Re: Snacks from the Butler's Pantry
« Reply #197 on: October 23, 2008, 11:28:53 AM »
It is a catchy name, isn't it?  Too bad it would be totally disgusting.
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« Reply #198 on: October 23, 2008, 11:46:31 AM »
Vex decided to finally bring me home to meet her family.  Her home was a small cabin in an otherwise unpopulated, natural setting.  She introduced me to the family doctor, a handsome young Indian man wearing a linen Oxford shirt and a Dhoti.  He was there taking care of her sick brother. 

We found her brother in his bedroom, twisting in agony on the dirt floor.  His left arm was wrapped in bandages like a mummy, with pus and infection seeping through the cloth.  It was obvious that his arm was gangrenous and rotting away.  He had already lost his fingers and most of his hand.  I was horrified to find out that Vex's family was in the middle of a legal battle about her brother's injury.  The doctor would not treat him, fearing that if he was cured, the family would lose their case and forfeit the money from the law suit.  I sensed that the Indian doctor was the one that talked them into this evil plan.  I tried to play along, knowing that he would kill me if he thought I would jeopardize his schemes. 

Once we were safely away from the cabin at a diner, I told Vex over a pile of french fries that we had to help her brother, or he would surely die.  We made plans to bring him antibiotics and pain killers, and get him safely to a real hospital.
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Re: Vex Kitten's Family
« Reply #199 on: October 23, 2008, 08:38:57 PM »
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Re: Snacks from the Butler's Pantry
« Reply #200 on: October 24, 2008, 11:41:05 AM »
Yeah,  I was really beginning to question her commitment to our relationship  :-*.
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Re: Snacks from the Butler's Pantry
« Reply #201 on: October 26, 2008, 03:52:43 PM »
Yeah,  I was really beginning to question her commitment to our relationship  :-*.
Questioning my commitment? You know you're the only Robot Butler for me.  ;)

I had a dream a couple of days ago that I had to rescue my brother from a burning building. Maybe the poor guy is in need of some sort of dream related intervention. More importantly though, what kind of french fried were we eating? Was it poutine?
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Re: Snacks from the Butler's Pantry
« Reply #202 on: October 27, 2008, 12:08:35 PM »
I don't remember it being anything that deliciously messy.  I think it was just the boring old American version. 

I didn't even know you had a brother.  I hope he's doing great and doesn't need any rescuing.  Now that I think about it, the meaning is probably a little closer to home.  I was talking with one of my brothers a lot last week because he's bummed about losing his job.  Both he and my father lost their jobs (they worked together).  I could see an argument for a family-work-related metaphor.  Especially with the hi-tech industry being dominated by Indians in my (:cough: racist) mind.
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« Reply #203 on: October 31, 2008, 11:21:55 AM »
It feels good to ride my bicycle through my old neighborhood. I remember the freedom I felt when I would ride as a kid. Two attractive young ladies pass me, also on their bikes, and I wave. I feel like I recognize them from somewhere.

I meet up with some friends from my gym, and together, we ride down a rocky mountain path. They look like the guys from the children's TV show The Wiggles. My bike keeps sliding out of control, and The Wiggles make fun of me for taking a road bike on such a rugged path.

I arrive at the beach, park my bike, and walk around looking for a good spot to post up. Campers or squatters have set up tents on the sand. I peek in one of the tents, and see a huge, leashed brown bear stretching and baying. I find this amusing, and smile at his owner. The man must be a rich collector of exotic animals. I see his wife outside, playing with a full grown seal. I spend some time with her, playing with the seal as if it were a dog. It moves surprisingly well out of water, and can outrun me as we play. I can't read it's body language well. I'm scared I will misinterpret it's aggressiveness for playfulness and get bitten.

I continue down the beach, and see the two bike riding girls from earlier. One of them has great style, and I feel like I knew her somewhere. Maybe from college, or my childhood. I try to chat her up, but she seems apprehensive, and her friend is very rude. She keeps just staring at me, sadly and expectantly, with her huge brown eyes. I must look like a total dork with my bike helmet on and my pant leg rolled up to stay out of the chain. I clean up in the bathroom, trying to make myself look like my normal, hip self. The familiar girl joins me, and we casually undress to shower together.

As we wait for the water to heat up, she stops and tells me we probably should not pursue anything romantic or sexual. We have differing ideas of what love means. I ask how she could even know my attitude on love. She recounts several of my personal experiences back to me in detail. I can't believe she knows so much about me. When I question her, she says she knows me from an online community. What a coincidence. I ask DV or MM? She says her name is Whitney, and she is a member at DV. I tell her I'm Robot_Butler, but I can tell she already knows who I am. She replies, uncomfortably, "I know who you are, RB." I wonder if this is just a coincidence, or if she was somehow stalking me.
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Re: Snacks from the Butler's Pantry
« Reply #204 on: October 31, 2008, 11:34:08 AM »
Did you search for a Whitney at DV?

That sounds vaguely familiar.
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Re: Snacks from the Butler's Pantry
« Reply #205 on: October 31, 2008, 12:20:54 PM »
I didn't find anyone with that screen name.  I had the feeling that it was someone's real-life name.  Maybe I should ask around.  I recognize the look she was giving me.  It was that wide-eyed, expectant, sad-puppy look my DCs give me when they are trying to get me lucid. 
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« Reply #206 on: October 31, 2008, 12:25:33 PM »
Our high school reunion is in full swing, and I'm having a blast.  Everyone is chatting and reclining on blankets laid out on the grass. Music plays on the stage, like an outdoor music festival.  I see my friend, Hope, a few blankets over.  She sits alone on her blanket, pensive and sad.  I leave my group of friends to go sit with her.  We don't speak, but we lie together close so our bodies are touching.  The contact feels peaceful and comforting.  I can tell she appreciates the company.

Eventually, I worry that my girlfriend will be jealous if I don't spend some time with her.  I return to our blanket, but am suddenly confused by Hope standing on stage, calling me out of the crowd over the PA system.  I join her on the stage, where she hands me an award and leaves me with the microphone.  Instead of an acceptance speech, I stammer, jokingly, "I was not, at all, paying attention.  What the fuck is going on?"  The crowd laughs, and an older woman explains to me that I need to nominate someone of my own to present the award to.  It is a game to reconnect old acquaintances.  I nominate my girlfriend, and we go inside the house together.

In the house, my girlfriend takes one of her twin sisters to the next room to help her with something.  I am left alone with the other twin.  She is blabbing about laundry while I browse the internet on her laptop computer.  I come across one of those friend update alerts on Facebook from Hope's ex-boyfriend.  Apparently he has posted nude photos of her as some sort of revenge.  I try to download them to warn her, but I see the post has already been removed by the Facebook staff.  In it's place is a link to the photos on Myspace.  I start to download them, but remember that I am not on my own  computer. I look around for my computer, only to realize I am in my old childhood home, where all the furniture has been removed.

My girlfriend's sister is still talking about laundry.  She says something about washing her bras, and I reply, "Show me."  She takes her shirt off, and moves to my lap to press her breasts in my face.  Before we get too far, she scrambles off of me, hurrying to put her panties back on as my girlfriend walks back into the room.  I laugh, and tell my girlfriend, "Don't look so worried, this is all a dream."

Just realizing this myself, I hop into the air and tuck my legs up to my chest, like I'm doing a cannonball in a pool.  I leisurely float around the room, rotating my curled-up body to steer.  My girlfriend floats with me, and we begin kissing and touching each other.  As we make love, a loud rumbling begins.  It grows to a deafening roar, and the house is torn apart around us.  The wind whips enormous rocks and boulders through the air, as if a tornado was tearing the earth to pieces.  The spectacle is exhilarating to watch.  I try to remain calm and take it all in.  Wind whips us through the maelstrom, our bodies still locked together.  Chunks of earth the size of cars fly past us, colliding in catastrophic sprays of rubble.  I try to look in all directions at once, worried that a boulder could hit me from behind and injure me.  I have the strange notion that the only thing keeping this all a dream is my ability to witness it.  Something unseen or surprising could be real, and therefore could kill me.
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Re: Snacks from the Butler's Pantry
« Reply #207 on: October 31, 2008, 12:47:07 PM »
lucid dream of the month?

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Re: Snacks from the Butler's Pantry
« Reply #208 on: October 31, 2008, 03:15:38 PM »
It was for me.  More like, "Only lucid dream of the month" :lol:
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Re: Snacks from the Butler's Pantry
« Reply #209 on: October 31, 2008, 07:52:03 PM »
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