Weird
I was riding my bicycle and this guy was talking on the phone to a radio station. He was trying to get the answer right to win something, and when he was done, he asked me to borrow my bike. I told him no, and drove off as fast as I could and stashed it in the back yard where he couldn't see it.
I headed to the front yard and there were all these aquariums attached to the hedges and they had melons that were rotting. They were moving because something was in them eating them. There were also star nosed moles in the ground, and if I put my hands near the holes they would latch on to them.
The scene changed into a classroom, and I was next to Christina Aguilera, and she was saying "some one smells so good". And I was so confident, and I told her, "it has to be me". She came up close to me and sniffed, and said "no". I told her "are you sure, try it again". She said "no, it's coming from some where else". She smelled the guy in front of me and apparently it was him. I got a little jealous and said "oh come on, this guy smells like dish washing liquid, what's wrong with with you". And the dream faded.
Isolated Sleep Paralysis
I decided to lay down and just meditate for a while. Normally i go to sleep on either side so this time I was on my back. I was thinking about lucid dreaming in general in the darkness of my mind, and I didn't notice anything for a while until I tried to move. I was directly in SP. I was wondering if it was because my air supply could have been positioned wrong, but when I broke out of it, everything was fine.
Bam! I'm right back into it, and the same thing is on my mind. "What if my neck is turned funny and it's happening because of sleep apnea"? I sit there, and try to relax. Theres nothing going on, but I really want to move, or hop into a dream and go crazy. I try moving my head, and I feel heavy, like gravity has increased. I open up my eyes, and I see my room. The ceiling, my corner shelf, and everything including the lighting of the room is correct (my eyes were never open before this, it was a great indicator that what I was seeing was actually my room, and not a dream). I tried wiggling my fingers, and then my shoulders, and got out of it. I wanted to experience it one more time, but not on my back. I rotated to my side, but I couldn't get back into it.