Akono: Merc with a dream

[Akono]

Welcome to my DJ

Black is normal dreams

Blue is Lucids

Italics is Sleep Paralysis

Purple are my inner thoughts

Now on with the show

[Gundam178]

welcome

[Akono]

thanks Gundam  

Worms
I'm at some courtyard and there are these concrete planters that look like shrubs used to grow out of them. I put my hands in the dirt, and worms crawl into my fingers and then out of them onto the dirt. There are little red marks on my finger tips, but other than that it didn't hurt. Some lady was explaining to me that this was the process so they could get all the nutrients that weren't found in the soil.

Shift Change
I'm in my backyard fumbling around with some metal pole that had a lock push inside of it, and two nurses I used to work with and my friends dad are there. I'm supposed to pull the lock out of the shaft of the pole and unlock it, but I can't. I feel like I should know how to do this, but I'm struggling.

You gonna eat that
There's A bowl of uncooked pasta in the bathroom sink, and I pick it up and walk to the living room, and ask my sister who is it for. She says it's for dad, but she's cooked some other stuff too, and I could have it.

Throwback
I'm at my friends girlfriends house, and we're playing some track and field game on the NES, but the graphics look like it's for the Wii. I have the NES advantage in my hand, and i'm supposed to race someone else who's at the house. A screen comes up that says you can run by moving the joystick around, pressing buttons as fast as you can, or something else. I selected buttons, and at the bottom of the screen it said "PRO". The race began and I looked down at the joystick, and it had like six buttons on it. I started wondering why and how would a 24 year old joystick have all of those buttons. Someone yelled "go", and I just started pressing everything. My character was dead even with everyone at first, but he morphed into a horse, and took off and I won.

I headed to the Kitchen, and this techno track came on, and I told the guy next to me "we need to drive to Vegas right now". I was kidding, but I was like "man, I'm serious, I'll drive the last 300 miles straight".

WBTB

It's really hot in my room, and i can't things going untill i open up my door.  I lay back downand I start experiencing some heavy Rem Atonia.  It feels like I'm falling out of a plane at terminal volocity, with no wind. It's going on for a while too, normally I would feel a change in direction, or see something that would start forming, but not this time.  So I try to calm down, and visualize the dream.  Still nothing.  So i attempt to move my arm just a little bit. And everything goes back to normal...and starts back again seconds after.  Eventually I just broke out of it.

[Akono]

RC ISLAND

I'm walking around this building that reminds me of a cross between the barracks and a hotel.  There are two girls walking behind me, and one in front of me.  I follow her, but it turns out she walked to what seemed a dead end.  So i turned around before she could see me and made a left at the spot where I kept straight earlier.

I saw all three girls come back from the corner I left, and I turned around and said "yeah...I feel like a moron too".  We reached what seem to be the corner of the first floor, and there was this clear glass door where we could have walked, and we laughed about how we didn't notice there were two ways to there area we got to.

I walked down the the isle and there were a bunch of people  in a line, and some guys were talking about sports and what not, and we started talking about the NFL.  Apparently everyone who liked a certain team lived there.

We walked outside, and it was like the beach. People were supposed to split into groups and get into these boats and do something.  My best friend and his GF was there standing on a brown covered dock, and I think she was running it.  I had to get a cooler for my team, and stock it with sodas she was throwing at the crowd already in the water...preparing to leave.

Instead of dragging it around, I threw it in the water, and used it as a flotation device.  I saw a 12 pack of sodas in the water and put that in my cooler.  Then she started throwing out 211s randomly.  She kept trying to throw them to me because I think she wanted D, and me to have one, and save one for her.  Evertime she prepared to trow a soda i would move to the opposite direction where the crowd would gather, and she'd toss me one.  After I got three, I headed back on shore....and for some reason went back into the hotel.

I don't have my cooler with me, and I'm about to just go into the elevator.  I go in, and the place is huge.  Theres about 30 of us in that place, and it has a stage, and some girl is standing there telling us we have to line up.  She tells us exactly how much room we should have from the front, back and sides of the room.  Obviously, she tells us how much room we need to have between each other.  She starts talking about how the weight needs to be dispersed evenly or we'll crash, and as soon as the elevator starts moving, she says "okay it's time to work out".

Music starts playing, and she does a couple of steps to one side, kicks, and steps to the other side and kicks.  She then immediately speeds up, and I try to follow her movements.  I was all the way up front, and i had to look back out of the corner of my eye to see if any one else were doing it, and they were out of step too.  Once i had it down, she di some moves where she went down on her knees and stood up...it was almost like break dancing or something.  I got part of it down...but I was doing it way too slow.  Finally she stopped and said "naw, I'm just playing".

Everyone started laughing, and she came down and started talking to people. She smiled at me, showing a set of bracers and said "you were the only person who kept up". She came up to me and asked me how long was I in.  I told her that i got out in 04, but I reenlisted this year.  She asked me how long did I reenlist for.  I told her I had no idea (Because in reality I never reenlisted) and the dream faded.

Waay too much writing.  Anyway, I had two other frags.  One i was at my house, and my cousin was asking where was the playstation.  It was in my sisters room, and apparently I had street fighter 7, and the other one I was watching a cartoon of GI Joe.

[Akono]

Frag
I had some dream about taking a girl to a NBA game.  It was the Lakers and the Pacers, and I was telling her that the pacers wasn't playing any defense.

WTF
I had something else about being in a cafeteria, and walking outside to the beach, and people were getting eaten by some some giant octopus.  Some guy came out and told us that everything was safe, and they killed it...and the tide started coming in.  I started leaving, and some people stayed.  I walked up to a dock and watched them swim...and next thing you know, it killed two more people.  I said to myself that it's gotta be some BS going on.  I waited, and I saw two people come out of the water with scuba gear on.  I assumed this was part of an attraction or something thats rigged up to look like that.

I also had some strong Isolated Sleep Paralysis going on....it hit me back to back like three times, but I just wasn't comfortable with how it was feeling.  It also had some weird sounds...the fan and my room was sounding like a crowd cheering.  I just sat there listening to it until I woke up again.

[Akono]

Promiscuous

I was at my friend D's house, and his dad was telling us to do something...like get something. Once I had it (whatever it was), I walked outside, and found myself in some ally way, and there was this girl in all black with a black top hat dancing to some music. Everywhere I was walking she was dancing...but it was like really slutty, and I just wasn't feeling it. She was cute, but I really wasn't trying to look at her. I started to leave, and she started doing splits and crap. I walked out of a door and she followed me and walked ahead of me, and got in a car with Megan Fox and some other famous people.

WBTB...Failed!

Ended up having a dream about being at some huge gym place.  My friend A (who i haven't seen since Jr. High) school was there, and she was in a wheelchair.  I was pushing her around the place and ect.  A bunch of new people show'd up and started using the equipment...and I was just feeling out of place

[Akono]

Method: MILD
Recall: average
Lucid Ability:7
Vividness 8/10
Dream Length: short

I was in the living room, and I was looking for the TV guide to see when that James Bond movie came on.  There was  a 1-900 add in there and it was showing hardcore nudity. I saw some crayons, and started moving them across the floor with telekinesis.  I walked outside, and summoned S.  She came from around the corner, and she was acting really weird.  After every question I asked her, she would drop her head down like an inactive android.  I told her that she could leave, and she walked around the corner, and came back....so, I decide to ask her to give my some head....and she did, until the dream ended.

Back to bed

I had a dream where I was at church/school/backyard, and there was these guys with cranes and they were trying to fix these pillars. Everyone...wait lemme rewind that. I was leaving some class, and some guy was telling me about how him and his friends had sex with some girl at the same time.

I walked outside, and I was sitting next to a Mexican girl. She looked at me and and I said "hola". She said *whats up*...I said *nothing*. Then she said something else to me that I didn't understand. I said *what*, and she said it again, and I said *what* again. She leaned into my ear and said it again, but I didn't know what she said. I said *English please*, and she smiled at me, and said "do you know what you sound like?" I said i don't know....some kinda American accent? She said it sounds like i learned my Spanish from drunk people in parties.

She spoke perfect English, and I asked her why didn't she speak it in the first place. She put her arm around me and started singing a song. She sounded like she could be a lead singer for a punk rock band. It was time to head out so we walked off. I didn't know what to do about her at the moment...so I walked my own direction.

NOW I was at the church/school/backyard location, and people with cranes were trying to fix pillars. Everyone watched as they drove them in there all the way up, and the just kept lowering them to go under certain structures. They got to the spot where they needed to be at, and started taking one down.

I guess it was lunch time, but they had two types of lunch...some special pick-nick thing that was going on, and the regular stuff. I was in the line with the regular stuff, and they were having sub sandwiches. It was taking a while to get my food, because the guy had to put fresh jalapenos and limes out on the counter. Then i started talking to another guy about that girl I met. She was maybe about 30 feet from us...and the guy said, I don't know, man...she's got two of them around her. She was next to some guy, talking to her, and then some other guy came up to her...they were in line getting food...so who knows.

I was missing my shirt and I had to look for it. I was walking every where looking for it...and there was a section where the teachers were, and they didn't see it either. I was walking off, and they started complaining about the amount of trash on the ground. I thought about picking up some stuff in order to shut them up, but my shirt was more important.

There's some more stuff like me playing some game with squirrels, bears, hunters, and shotguns...and the pillars falling down...but eff it...I remember.

[Akono]

Crap Dream

I'm driving down the road, and I see a bull running into a trailer.  I make a right turn down the road, and I see streaks of vertical clouds that look like they were formed from by rockets.  The sky is yellowish, and the clouds were lighting up like they had lightening going through them.  It was looking so weird....and then I started feeling sleepy.  I tried to pull over to the shoulder...and found myself in the back seat of the car.  It was still running and I was hoping it wouldn't run into a tree as my eyes were forced shut.

Woke up in my room, and someone called my cellphone, and was asking me what was going on about something....and I told him something.....and I don't even think it was relevant to anything that's really going on in my life.  I told hm my phone was messed up though, because it's showing Csomething on it...(the cellphone looked like a freaking calculator.  Once I said that, he believed me.  I walked outside, and there was this chick I used to work with named Tan, and Flavor Flav.  Flavor was asking me if I really loved her and wanted to be with her.  I said yeah...I can see potential, but I don't know if I really love her. We walked out side, and I noticed she was naked from the waist down, and she was saying she needed to pee.  I was looking for something to cover her up so she could go....(when I should've just taken her back in the house....or effing RC'd)

[Akono]

Method: WILD (went to sleep at 9 woke up at 12:20 WBTB at 1:20)
Recall: Good
Lucid Ability:8
Vividness 8/10
Dream Length: average

Took a while for it to actually happen.  I laid in bed on my right side forever, and was seeing HI of small dots form.  Eventually They became bigger, and they looked like waves going by.  I kept waiting on SP but it never happened.  So i turned on my left side.  The HI came back sooner (as expected) and I slipped off to sleep for a second, but nothing else.  I switched to my back, and the same thing happened.  I rotated back to my right side, and it was a matter of minutes before I was in the dream...no SP no nothing!

Where the hell am I?

I'm in some place where the rebels from star wars are shooting at something that's in the next room.  For some reason I actually recognize the place, and it turns into a movie set.  I head back stage, and there are a lot of people walking around.  I started hovering for a while just to get the feel of it...and it was effortless.

I walked up a set of stairs and I was walking with some people down a pathway.  An intersection came up, and three girls stopped there.  One of them was lost, and the one in front told them to go the wrong way.  I quickly pointed out that they were just going to do a U-turn.  I told them to follow me, and when we got down the set of stairs the area looked like a park at night.

Some random DC popped out of now where and tried to grab them, and I grabbed him and punched him three times in the face, and told him to back off.  He tried throwing another over hand right at me.  I blocked it, and punched him three more times with a quick combo.  He did the SAME exact thing, and so did I =).  I told him to stop coming with his right hand, and finally he tried kicking me.  I kicked his shin before it could even reach me, and punched him in the face, the stomach, and then the face....the dream faded....I tried to DEILD.

I had some really strong SP...it felt like my body was being twisted up like a pretzel...so I was just going to wake up...

FA
I got out of my bed, and headed to the living room. I was reading something on DV about how people are going to stop people from having good dreams by waking them up in the middle of it.  I went to my parents room....and I was wondering why I was there in the first place...but I think I was looking for something.  Then I felt something sting me on the foot.  I looked around and I didn't see shit.  I kept moving stuff around to look for whatever it was and kill it.  Finally I saw an opaque scorpion.  I grabbed a shoe and was gonna own it....and then I thought maybe i could catch it.  It started moving so turned the shoe upside down and tried to put the opening over it.  It's tail was up, and when I came near it, it struck at me.  So I was like, fuck it....this bitch is dead.  It crawled underneath the bed moments later.

[Akono]

Get off of me

I think i was watching/reading/and experiencing (it kept swtiching from me holding the book to actually being there) something about the x-men.  It was about magnetos rise to power.  We were in this building, and he had these helpers that were made out of metal.  He started manipulating there surfaces, and they were glowing...they were frightened by how different they looked.

FA...Straight to SP...lets ride it out.  I can feel the vibrations behind my head, and it feels like something eating away at my brain.  I hear a high pitched voice, but I cant make out the words.  My back starts hurting, it says "is this hurting your back"? I do a 180 from position i was in, and grab the first thing I see...it's looks like a black kid bulging eyes.  I said "so you're the one that's been doing this shit to me for years".  At this point, I'm no where near rational enough to say "hey maybe I'm just dreaming right now".

I head to the hallway, and slammed it on its head.  It still seems conscious...I got a tight grip on it, and i don't want it to get away.  I continue down the hallway.  I grab a bag, and continue to slam it on the floor.  I feel the skull crack, and there's a fragment on the floor in blood.  I throw it in the bag, and I'm contemplating burning it, or just throwing out with the rest of the trash.  A fire isn't going to work, the neighbors are too close, and too nosy.  I recall that there's another spot of blood down the hallway I'll need to clean up as well.  I looked in the bag, and made sure to get out any letters that contained my address, and was just hoping that I didn't leave any hair fibers.  I was already thinking I was going to jail for killing some random kid because they woke me up out of the blue...and then I woke up.

Method: WILD
Recall: Good
Lucid Ability:4
Vividness 7/10
Dream Length: short

Back to bed

SP felt like i was falling through the bed. The whole time I tried visualizing that i'd be in Egypt once it stopped. When it did, I found myself in my bed. It was an obvious FA cause there was sand all over my bed. I played with it a little bit, and headed out my door. When I got to the living room, I told myself that I was going to see the great pyramids right outside the door.

I opened it up, and saw my front yard =/. It was very dark outside like it had been storming, and there were two sets of hedges out there. Lined up.....I woke up after.

[DrTechnical]

Cool goal, the pyramid thing.

I made it to the great pyramids once. I'll share my experience. Perhaps you can try.

I was flying when I saw a shimmery point in the sky. It was deep blue, with a brown perimeter, rectangular - wider than it was tall. I fly into it and it acted like a space time portal. I immediately popped out the other side and was flying over the great pyramids. They looked to be in good shape too.

[Akono]

Cool goal, the pyramid thing.

I made it to the great pyramids once. I'll share my experience. Perhaps you can try.

I was flying when I saw a shimmery point in the sky. It was deep blue, with a brown perimeter, rectangular - wider than it was tall. I fly into it and it acted like a space time portal. I immediately popped out the other side and was flying over the great pyramids. They looked to be in good shape too.

Oh yeah....i forgot all about portals! I've been working on getting there all year, and so far I've tried creating the scene during the formation of it.  I've tried altering the entire dream scape, and i've tried spinning twice.  And i keep ending up at the Airport, and no one speaks english there most of the time  .

[Akono]

Tangled in the Spiderwebs

I remember talking to Anna Malle about something, and she was there with some other naked chicks.  Some of them looked like twins, and she was saying how they were Latin after I asked there nationality.  I think they were mad at me about assuming they were Spanish. I was moving out of my room, and it was a mess...but it didn't matter because I was packing up.

Sgt. Gonzales walked in and said "whats going on"? (the girls were gone by now) And I told him the situation, and he turned around and called for someone else to come, and I told him to chill out cause I was getting my stuff out of here anyway.  He started looking around and pointed at a TV and asked if it was mine.  I told him it was my room mates.  There was a spider on the antenna.  It crawled onto my hand, and I moved my hand towards my face to get a better look at it, and it raised it's front legs and pedipalps.  I was trying to figure out why would it be so aggressive, and it bit me right between the index finger and my thumb.

It tried to bite me in the same spot again, but I blocked it with my thumbnail on my left hand.  Then I shook it off and killed it.

[Akono]

Old Places

I remember being at the desert again....seeing my ex.  It was weird.  I was eating with her, and she said she was about to go.  I wasn't finished, and she said she was going to go anyway.  I put down my pizza and started walking with her....oddly enough she became two people. I forgot what we talked about, but whatever, I need to remember the next dream.

Operation: Island Heat

I remember being at some place along the beach.  I was infiltrating a wealthy drug cartel.  I saw two Spanish girls on the beach and they had thee sand colored  dragunov sniper rifles set up on the beach.  I went over there and told them that they were going to have to spread things out, because there's no way we're going to kill all those people in the house without them finding us.  They started stripping down so they could blend in with the sand, and I was just amped up!

I remember a lot of people dying, but I don't know too many details.  I went into the house with the girl, and it transformed into my room.  She was back in her blue two piece bikini, and it was time to celebrate the kill.  I didn't initiate anything, but I wanted her so bad.  She just came out of the blue with "what do you want to do to me"?  I pulled her towards me and started kissing her, and I told her, "I want to titty fuck you".  She said that she's never tried it, and she doesn't know if they're big enough.  I told her where to put her hands at so she could keep me in place.  She started sucking the tip of it every time I was thrusting.  I moved back and she said "whats wrong"?  I told her that I was about to explode on her already.  I laid her back and I was going to go down on her for a while...but an ironing board appeared between us...it was really weird....and I knew I was going to wake up.

[Akono]

I had another dream involving sex....but I don't remember most of it cause I was having problems getting my computer running today.

Moar Dreams

I remember crawling along a fence horizontally. I could let go and spin all the way around and catch myself back on it before I would even briefly descend. Gravity seemed to not have existed at all.


I was fighting two people....we obviously had super powers. One guy grabbed me from behind, and I lifted my legs up and kicked the guy in front of me and then I headbutted the guy who was holding me, and got free. Then when the guy got up, I dragon punch him twice. The other guy was still laying on the ground. I grabbed his ankles, and picked him up and slammed him on the ground like I was knocking the dust out of a rug.


SP....someones there. I look around...it's two people. Shadowy....small. They're trying to smother me. I was trying to talk, but I couldn't, I break free. They try attacking me. I wall run out of my bed, and superman punch one in the middle of the room. I grab one and continually slam it's face against my wall, and then i ripped it's head off. I head to the living room, and I see my bother there on the couch. He's surprised to see me, and I try to wake up.