what the eff!?
I'm at this base and it's on lockdown. Well, it's not even a base, it's a mcdonalds that we've secured, and it's under attack. I'm with George Clooney and Jennifer Love Hewitt, and some human sized transformers. It's complete bedlam outside. Theres evil transformers everywhere, and regular people are plain crazy. They think we're evil because most of the good transformers are dead, so they're trying to kill us.
Theres this one transformer who normally turns into some kind of small medical device, and he's constantly repairing the walls with stomach lining! I was discussing something with some other humans we were with, and George, and JLH had the there side covered. My perspective kept switching from me, to Clooney, and then outside of the Mcdonalds over and over. We had to get the hell out of there. It was so weird, because I was telling lame jokes over and over in between the fire fights. Everything was trying to break inside and kill us. Once we had everything somewhat secure, I started talking with everyone about an exit strategy. We couldn't stay there and keep killing regular humans, and we had to find out what the hell was going on.
Scene change.
We're In some kind of huge armored yellow mobile house. We're driving down this road, and theres all types of people shooting at us from the side. I'm returning fire with a shot gun. Meanwhile Clooney and Hewitt are having small talk about how every time they kissed they ended up biting each others tongue because something else would pop out of now where and try to kill them. I walked up to them and started complaining about how everyone wants to kill us by saying. "They must be like "Oh look at those guys, they're so bad ass, they must be evil, kill them!". I can't seem to figure out why everyone wants us dead, but I'm still making jokes about it...like we're in some kind of movie.
I think it's time to DILD
I'm on the phone talking to Amber about something, and she's talking about how late it is. I'm about to ask if I can see her or something, and the phone hangs up. I look at the phone and the time is several hours different. I start walking towards the house and I see Micheal E walking out of my house. I look at him, and wonder why he's here, since I haven't seen him in over 10 years. Just when I come close to putting it together, I hear my pops call out. I head in the house, and he's trying to make me watch some crappy basketball video game. After that some movie comes on with a song that sounds like it used the flight of the bumble bees notes, and synced it with the old beachboys/fatboys wipeout song. IT's DAYTIME OUTSIDE NOW! My daughter runs by me....I'm so confused...and I woke up.
MILK
Some lady is saying she'll give us milk for helping her out. She says she don't have anything to carry it with, but she has some shampoo bottles. My pops comes in and starts talking about the different types of milk we have. I look in the fridge, and I see the milk in shampoo bottles. I grabbed it, and looked at it. They were dirty, and when I shook them, it was obvious that she didn't rinse them out and there was shampoo mixed in with the milk. I was going to say "So you seriously want to use this crap"? but i woke up
FILD
Method: FILD
Recall: bad
Lucid Ability:not really tested
Vividness 5/10
Dream Length: very short
Finally got it off, and walked outside of my house. I started heading down the road, when I saw my cousin M near my basketball goal. He was yelling stool pigeon, or rat or something at me over and over. I headed towards him and we started fighting. He said something about the house next door, and the dream faded.
Sword play
Method: FILD
Recall: good
Lucid Ability:6/10
Vividness 7/10
Dream Length: Short
The HH feels like I'm free falling from a plane. Theres total blackness so I start thinking about Kill Bill the movie. I feel the handle of a katana in my hand, and when I try to grab it with the other hand, I realize the handle is short, so I assume it's a wakizashi.
I hear the theme to the Green Hornet play, and suddenly I land. Theres a big black guy with two full sized katana. He thrusts, and I parry, and attack, and land a clean hit right in his heart. I can see blood pooling around the blade from his shirt, and when I take it out, the blood just leaked out. I was disappointed that it didn't have the over the top blood spray, and just when I started thinking about that. He came towards me again, and kept fighting. I was on the defensive the whole time just trying to keep him from missing. Suddenly he aimed right for my head, and I used the wrong block. The sword went right my head and his arm was fully extended. I stopped everything that was in motion, and thought "yeah, I'm gonna need some help, my swordplay is really crappy in this dream."
I yelled out "Beatrix"! And she came out of no where and started fighting him. I'm not sure if it was exactly her, because she had this black dress on, and curly blond hair. Whoever it was, she started kicking his ass. I got back in the fight, and we started double teaming him until the dream ended.