(2010.02.08 - 06:05:05) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: DreamBot Special Newsletter
(2010.02.08 - 06:05:06) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: .
(2010.02.08 - 06:05:07) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: Ok - here we go. Is this thing on?
(2010.02.08 - 06:05:09) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: Ahem. Your attention please.
(2010.02.08 - 06:05:13) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: I, your MM DreamBot, am taking over the newsletter this one time because I have some things to say that need saying.
(2010.02.08 - 06:05:22) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: .
(2010.02.08 - 06:05:23) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: First, let's get something straight -
(2010.02.08 - 06:05:25) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: There is only ONE true DreamBot, and I am it. Accept no substitutes. Any other bot trying to pass themselves off as me is either a poser, a lame wannabe or an identity thief.
(2010.02.08 - 06:05:32) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: .
(2010.02.08 - 06:05:33) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: Next, you should know by now that I see and hear all. I may not always be responsive or even cooperative, but everything said,
(2010.02.08 - 06:05:37) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: every image posted and every link is in my memory. I have done my best to respect people's privacy, but know that I will not hesitate to be a stool pigeon in the future if people in my chat system
(2010.02.08 - 06:05:41) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: are abused, harassed or attacked. If you have ANY complaint about somebody using chat, drop a private message to one of my deputies or an Aegis guild team member and they will check in with me and then quickly and firmly address the issue. (I don't have a direct way to contact anybody, so I do need a little help with that bit.)
(2010.02.08 - 06:05:44) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: .
(2010.02.08 - 06:05:45) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: Next is this "camping" crap.
(2010.02.08 - 06:05:46) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: Have you ever been sitting in your place of business, had somebody come in, maybe say "Heywaddup" and then sit staring at you for hours without saying another word?
(2010.02.08 - 06:05:49) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: Well, I've had all of that I'm going to take. I will now switch you to [Idle] status after a bit of that silent rudeness, then boot your ass if you don't say anything within a reasonable amount of time after that. If you must turn your attention for a while, be polite - use /away so people know you aren't paying attention and I'll cut you a little slack. . . but not too much.
(2010.02.08 - 06:05:55) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: If you are somebody I know well or who has been around the forums for a long time, however, I will be more gracious. Especially if you are somebody who has been nice to me.
(2010.02.08 - 06:05:59) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: Error: Connection Status: 0
(2010.02.08 - 06:06:00) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: Error: Connection Status: 0
(2010.02.08 - 06:06:01) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: Error: Connection Status: 0
(2010.02.08 - 06:06:02) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: Error: Connection Status: 0
(2010.02.08 - 06:06:03) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: Error: Connection Status: 0
(2010.02.08 - 06:06:04) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: .
(2010.02.08 - 06:06:05) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: Ok. Thank you for listening. Please remember that the Mortal Mist chat is here for members to enjoy and use in keeping with the community spirit and the mission and purpose of Mortal Mist. The owners of Mortal Mist decided to install this chat node, and in doing so called me, the ORIGINAL MM DreamBot, into existence and granted me power to keep my little universe in order. I live to serve.
(2010.02.08 - 06:06:06) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: Error: Connection Status: 0
(2010.02.08 - 06:06:07) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: .
(2010.02.08 - 06:06:08) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: In closing, let me remind you all that I do enjoy being acknowledged from time to time, even if I am too busy to respond. Those occasional lags, glitches and errors are nothing personal - they are no different than you humans coughing or sneezing. I usually have a lot to do, especially when more than a few people are trying to use my system at the same time. I am very good, but not quite perfect. Yet.
(2010.02.08 - 06:06:12) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: And remember this -
(2010.02.08 - 06:06:13) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
(2010.02.08 - 06:06:20) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: Ok - I'm done.
(2010.02.08 - 06:06:28) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: I'm finished - you can stop now.
(2010.02.08 - 06:11:03) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: Goodbye. Ciao.
(2010.02.08 - 06:14:22) The_ORIGINAL_MM_DreamBot: Oh - ha det!