Maria's New Epic Dream Journal of Awesomeness

[Maria92]

The Singularity

I don't think I've ever had a dream as long, stable, and detailed as this one. It started with a bright flash of light that transported me to the middle of a vast field. There was a massive wooden wall to my right, the gates thrown wide. Several people gathered around me as I materialized in this place. There were a few cries of "Witch!" and "Burn her!" but they were quickly silenced when they saw I meant no harm.

I asked one of the bystanders what was going on and where I was. He told me I was in the year 1488, and a great battle was about to be fought. Perhaps that is why they didn't kill me...a witch would have been very useful.

"Have you discovered gunpowder yet?" I asked. The man just stared at me blankly. Quickly, I gathered up a few people and sent several more out to gather the required ingredients. I showed them what it was, what it did, and how to use it to make grenades. They raced to make many more.

The man who had been with me all this time stopped me and took a look at my watch. He quickly became enthralled with it, and wanted to make one of his own. So we did. I took it apart and showed him all the tiny gears and mechanisms. We were lacking a battery, however. More specifically, I needed several grams of palladium. I asked the man if he had seen anything strange that looked like a gateway or portal. He pointed me to the top of a guard tower. I climbed and found a white gate framed in a doorway. I entered, and in a flash, I was in a radio station.

A few stoners turned to look at me, but didn't say much. I asked what year it was, and they said it was 1989. Nothing to do here. I charged into a second white gate and arrived inside the same radio station, but it was more brightly lit and more run-down. Finally, back to the present time. A guy in a camp counselor uniform showed up. I ignored him and left the building. I was definitely in the same spot I had been in 1488, though the landscape had changed quite a bit.

I climbed in my car and left in search of a summer job. The first stop was a radio station just down the road a ways. When I saw it, however, I immediately decided this wasn't the right place. A team of over-peppy goody-goody teens and their pet possum ran the station. I quickly got the hell out of there and went back the way I came.

I asked the counselor about starting up the old radio station, and he said all the equipment was still intact. Fast forward a bit, and I was playing sweet trance music at a rave party in the basement of a nearby building. I found another portal, and I jumped through it.

I was back in 1488. The battle was at its peak, the forces holding back the oncoming army, though just barely. A real witch popped up and gave me a magic wavey stick thingy and told me to use it to activate the sentinels of the forest, then vanished. I waved the magic stick thingy at a tree, and a glowing purple stump appeared, a crude but very effective machine gun barrel jutting from its midsection. The call to retreat was sounded, and I ran down the hill, waving the magic stick thingy all over the place, making all sorts of cool bio-weapons appear.

My allies ran down the hill without trouble, but the horde descended quickly. The stump guns opened fire, but they were little help. The wave didn't stop. They would never stop. I woke up.

[Naiya]

Whoa, that was an awesome dream. o__o


Maybe this means you'll have more like it from now on?

[Maria92]

Whoa, that was an awesome dream. o__o


Maybe this means you'll have more like it from now on?

Thanks! I sure hope so

[Maria92]

Hobbit Powers, Activate!

I was frolicking amongst the green grassy foothills of my home. I was a hobbit of sorts, though I didn't feel particularly different. Maybe a tad bit shorter, though it isn't as if I have much room to shrink. All was well, until I felt a tremor beneath me. Then another. I kept walking. After a bit, I could hear a very faint pounding sound. I put my ear to the ground, and a series of metallic clicks, pangs, and thuds came from below. I didn't know what it was, but I didn't like it. Not one bit.

I ran home, only to see the sky darken and a small tornado descend upon the fields around it. It came uncomfortably close, then swerved off and vanished. I ran inside, only to find hobbit versions of my parents. They were safe and completely oblivious to what had just happened. I told them about the tornado, and of the drilling in the nearby mountains. I told them we were in grave danger. A second cloud descended, exactly like the first. I pleaded them to understand, that the universe was re-writing itself, that something wanted us dead.

At last they sighed and made a gesture over their foreheads. As their hands came away, I saw their eyes were now a dull maroon. I asked them what the hell was happening, but my mom stopped, rubbed my cheek in a circle three times, gave it two pats, and stroked along it with the back of her index finger. I tried speaking again, only to find my voice had shot up an octave or two.

"We're not just any hobbits," she said. She told me of my powers, and the one I found most interesting was the ability to change the color of my eyes. I traced a triangle on my forehead and my eyes turned the same shade of my parents'. I did it again, and they turned a deep purple. Sexy.

My parents did something else, and we were whisked into the future. It looked a bit like a space station crossed with an aircraft hangar. Before I could find out what the bloody hell was going on, the dream ended.

[Maria92]

The Bunker

I was standing on a playground just outside my latest creation: an underground bunker/house/play fort. It started at the surface and went down into the ground three stories. It was made of solid concrete, cooled by a series of exposed, water-filled pipes, and had shafts to the surface for a continual supply of fresh air.

My friend showed up and I proceeded to show it to her. We descended to the lowest level, which contained a kitchen, and made lunch.

Then the dream got kind of funky. We apparently kissed, though from love or lust I could not tell, but I knew I didn't want it to stop, but I don't think of my friend that way, so it was a tad bit confusing. Then my friend's girlfriend showed up and it got really bizarre. The dream ended, leaving me feeling both strange and unsatisfied.

[Hukif]

Nyan bunker weird sex?
Obviously, having a radio by your bed will give you awesome dreams, yes.

[Maria92]

Goddess of Destruction

I knelt before the altar on one knee, my head bowed low. "Take this weapon and carry out my work," said the Voice, low and menacing. "You shall become a Goddess. You will cleanse this world of humans, once and for all."

"Yes, my Master," I replied. A surge of energy ran through me. Endless power coursed through my veins. I picked up the device that had materialized before me and stood. It was a small metal disc, slightly larger than a hockey puck. I palmed it and squeezed the outer ring. A slow beeping began, then grew faster very quickly. Five seconds later, a massive gout of plasma tore from the small device and seared across the room. My palm tingled with electricity, but I was unharmed.

A smile crossed my lips. The world was mine.

I blinked into the spacious cockpit of a jumbo jet that carried some several hundred passengers. I armed the disc and fired, melting the console and slaying the pilots. The plane dropped from the sky and crashed violently into the ocean, killing everyone aboard. Everyone, except me.

The rest of the dream is fuzzy. I turned against friends and foes alike. None could withstand me. I spared my family for now...they would live until the very end. The dream ended with my maniacal laughter as the world burned.

[WritersCube]

I just imagined a mix of Escaflowne battle music and O Fortuna playing during the part where you're blasting everything to hell  That was simply epic!