21st December 2013
I am driving in a formula one race when suddenly I mess something up and I'm several laps behind everyone. I give up and start flying around on some sort of machine, landing in front of the other cars to try and put them off. Eventually I leave them to it, and decide to find something else to do. I end up getting on a coach with a load of girls from school, turns out I'm supposed to be playing hockey at this time as well. We get to the field and it's not time to play yet, so I sit around waiting for our chance to have a game.
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I am in a dream where I notice a lot of lorries driving past which are repair trucks for broken glass windows or something. This is funny in the dream but I can't remember why now, but I apparently explained it to some lady. I realise that there have been far too many of these trucks lately so I do a reality check. To my absolute surprise, I really was dreaming. I know immediately what my goals are and my first intention is to complete them. I look around to see which is most plausible first and I can see a lot of tall buildings so I decide I will walk up a wall. I start walking towards a wall but walking is difficult so I fly instead. As I am flying I get stuck in some tree branches so I make myself insubstantial and pass straight through them.
I get to a park fence which is about 5 feet tall and decide this will be good enough as long as I take a few steps. I had already put some thought into my technique, which is to first float in empty space and then lie down and then take a few steps up the wall. I try this, and I sort of succeed but as I am near the top I see a police car pull over near me. To avoid looking conspicuous I drop back down to Earth but he isn't buying it. He thinks I am doing some sort of trick or scam to rob people of their money.
I ask the policeman to walk with me and I'll explain the trick. We get to some port-a-loos in the park and I managed to mind control him in some way and force him to need to use the toilet. I promise to wait outside, however as soon as he gets in I immediately lock him in. At this point I wasn't too sure if what I did the first time counted, so I walked up the wall of the port-a-loo in the same fashion just to make sure.
Satisfied with my first goal, I turn around and look for something else to do. I can't find any animals to talk to, so my only options are "See whats on TV" or "See what's in the trash". Both of these can be done in a house, so I head into a nearby building and walk around. At the time I thought it looked like an apartment I used to share with a guy, although looking back now I realise they were not even similar. I hunt for a TV but weirdly in every place throughout the house that a TV might be all I can find are ovens and microwaves. Slightly pissed off, but also finding the humour in the situation, I head to the kitchen to do the trash challenge instead. I notice a bin which I immediately flip over. There was no bin bag lining the bin, but instead a load of different rolls of bags fall out. There is everything from sandwich bags to bin bags to shopping bags. I assumed this was because the guy I lived with was a bit of a clean freak, but I still find it a bit weird that this is what's in the trash.
I get the sense that I should leave this apartment now so I try and put everything back as it was. My only mistake is I put a bin bag lining the bin when there wasn't one before. Fortunately this doesn't affect me however, as I wake shortly afterwards.
