My Warped Reality

[Moonbeam]

That girl's about to lose her, um, pants. ^^^^

[Toast]

there is something about a giral and death written in my notes but I cant remember at all..

... I may be being thick here, but what is a giral?

Yup that was the lovely Essex girl known as Jodie Marsh!

They are real as shown by this picture:

It's funny, because after all that, Jodie Marsh actually did get a boob job
Reduction, but still... does that make them fake? Interesting question...

[Caradon]

Yeah whats with those pants!? 

Yeah, I know what you mean about the liquid whipping cream. we get that too. We also get the stuff in the cans, but call that whip cream as well. And of course there is the cool whip. which is still whip cream.

That squirty cream can is pretty cool though. I'm going to complain to Nestle for not selling it like that here!

[Pancaka]

... I may be being thick here, but what is a giral?

you're not alone.

I typically don't like my women worn out or previously displayed, thanks (not that we don't have them in AMURUHKUH). I like women with a pretty face and aren't insane (or naturally repulsed by me  ).

(everybody knows that whole "americans are better" thing was a joke right?  )

[Moonbeam]

Yeah whats with those pants!? 

English pants are weird!

Yeah, I know what you mean about the liquid whipping cream. we get that too. We also get the stuff in the cans, but call that whip cream as well. And of course there is the cool whip. which is still whip cream.

OK, I want to clear this up once and for all: 

Liquid cream that comes in a little milk carton that you need to whip at home to turn it solid = "whipping cream"  (or heavy cream).

Pre-whipped cream that comes in a can that you can squirt out and eat/use for whatever you want = "whipped cream".

Artificial white petroleum product that come in a bowl and looks like whipped cream = "Cool Whip".

That squirty cream can is pretty cool though. I'm going to complain to Nestle for not selling it like that here!

Yea, we need that, why is ours so boring?  >:(

[Lucidbulbs]

That squirty cream can is pretty cool though. I'm going to complain to Nestle for not selling it like that here!

Yea, we need that, why is ours so boring?  >:(

But don't we get chocolate whipped cream and stuff?

[Moonbeam]

But don't we get chocolate whipped cream and stuff?

Oh, they don't have chocolate?  Well, maybe they are the ones getting screwed in the whipped cream department then.

[Pancaka]

Well we also have Thanksgiving which basically = lots of pumpkin pie and whipped cream for me.

Delicious...

[Mark]

Well I just got back from work to find my brother entrenched on my pc so no updates today, shame cos I had a cool space battle dream last night

[Moonbeam]

Shaun!

[Sara]

Glad to be back, I'm highly amused by catching up with your DJ again.
LOL@ the Brit-USA 'fight' in here 

Very nice song, Mark!

[Mark]

chelle - I shall have to download that movie it may be fun lol  yeah we get chocolate squirty cream 

Neavo - lol "lovely" is going a bit far lol! I am not a fan of jodie marsh like, lucky pinder fair enough but I ant be dealing with marsh like.

Moonbeam - lol well marsh is hardly a fashion icon here I remember once she wore a belt for a top...literally! indeed! shaun! I am glad you felt my anger mb

Toast -  one little spelling mistake and everyone picks up on it ha ha! thanks toast 

nah fake boobs are those horrible hard plastic things *shudders* they are not nice.

Caradon - lol!! I dont think they are pants if I remember correctly its these things but with the front hanging down (http://www.laurelandhardy.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/PREM2.JPG)

Pancaka - meh, I have dated a girl who "displayed" her self before its not as bad as you might think, its quite cool actually its good to see their confidence boosted by the attention they get plus its cool to know you have a good looking girlfriend he he

lol of course mate, I knew you were joking I actually thought it was a really funny comment he he, besides Britain and America are two similar to argue like that lol

  thanks for also pointing out my spelling mistake! lol 

Sara - lol glad you found it amusing sara  and its nice to have you back

the song is so cool! I love embrace

[Lucidbulbs]

chelle - I shall have to download that movie it may be fun lol  yeah we get chocolate squirty cream 

You know, it's bad that those words make me think of Chocolate Rain, right?

[Mark]

DREAMS FOR 02 AUGUST 2008

Good recall but due to late postings I lost a lot of details

Prostitutes And Daleks

I am in a street, its dark and kind of misty, there are people walking past a large mansion looking a little scared. I am spying on the mansion through a whole in the fence, I know they are up to no good an dI must stop them. I see there are really old prostitutes in the garden of the mansion, they are all wrinkly and wearing pink and red PVC stockings....its horrible.

Suddenly an alarm sounds and I see that the prostitutes are working with large black and red daleks to capture the people in the streets, they shoot these red orbs at people out of wands which paralyze people, I make a run for it when one of the women spot me. I jump over a wall and hide only to be found by 2 daleks and a prostitute. She fires a orb at me but the doctor saves me by using his sonic screwdriver.

Freaked Out By Scottish Accent

I am driving down the coast with my friend, he is feeling down due to breaking up with his girlfriend. I tell him he should not worry because he is a good looking lad and the girls will all want him. I meant it as a simple cheer up type comment but he thought I meant something else and things get really awkward. In the town everyone is speaking with a Scottish accent which is really strange considering we are still in England.

Porn

I am on my PC on the Internet when my mum comes in to clean the room, suddenly I keep getting these really graphic porn pop ups appearing! I try my hardest to silence their moaning and close the close up and highly graphic pictures before mum sees them but its to late she saw them!!

Space battles

I am playing a new game on the PC and when it loads up I view in 3rd person and its incredibly realistic!

I exit hyperspace in an ancient war ship (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2i2zpMQ9S0) in the middle of a huge borg base, the space stations are mind blowing in scale and immediately a borg cube approaches and begins firing on me cause a tiny amount of damage. I unleash my weapons which impact on the borg shields causing a bright green glow, after a few seconds their shields collapse and the drone weapons puncture and destroy the ship! I turn my attention to the star bases which fall just as easily.

Next I am in a Ori ship (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPuRvzPFhBI) docked at a star base, we are being attacked and we retreated and destroy the station from a distance with our main weapon. Next I am in the Defiant flying near a borg star base dodging phaser fire, its so cool! lol!! I am such a geek he he

[Mark]

DREAMS FOR 03 AUGUST 2008

Well last night my dreams were ....graphic lol! I am gonna post these and brave the embarrassing reactions of the MM Members involved lol!! (forgive me)

Nose bleed

I wake up in bed to see that I have had a huge nose bleed!, it looks strange like that red weed from war of the worlds (http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/movie/waroftheworlds/war_of_the_worlds_3.jpg) randomly some scientist dude comes in and starts scraping samples off my pillow to do scientific tests on them. This is very strange and I am kind of annoyed at this stranger being in my rrom.

I am a wrestler - fragment

I am on train when I do this random wrestling move on this chav who is causing trouble! I am then talking to this man who is totally in awe of me, I tell him I have a job with WWF and that I could get him a interview if he wants.

Chelle - Graphic Content

I am in a living room in front of a fire with chelle, we are reading through this book which I think is someones DJ. We are propped up on out elbow and we are laughing at what we read. I lean over and kiss her, at first she is like WTF but then we start kissing and I really enjoy it. I want her so much and we start taking each others close off and eventually we have sex in front of the fire  (I dont remember this very much but its what my notes say lol!!)

Weird Work

I am helping to construct flood defenses, its raining heavy and because of this the gorund is incredibly muddy. I am hammering these large pegs into the dirt as a foundation of the defense, the pegs are actually living creatures like shell fish and I know that they will grow as time goes by.

I have finished work and I am in a house watching a little girl (perhaps my daughter again? ) playing with a kitten! ah I love her so much and I smile at their playing

Sara - even more graphic

I am lying in bed with Sara, there is a man in the room to. We are talking about dreams and how fun they are when this man somehow talks sara into having sex with him. They start messing with each other and I notice that sara is eating some kind of chocolate as well and I laugh at this think how typical of sara this is. Some (I dont remember how) but the man disappears and its just me and sara in the bedroom.

She is naked and I am trying to get naked by my dam shorts wont come off!! eventually after much trying and a lot of laughter on both sides I get my shorts off and sara climbs on top of me. We start passionately kissing and I start going down on her which she is very appreciative of until she is just about to cum. Some she ends up lying on her stomach and I enter her. We have sex and she quickly cums, we are having such fun when I wake up!!  (I left the worst details out sara, forgive me for this dream)