Jmac1982's Normal Dream Journal

[Jmac1982]

This is the start of my normal dream journal. I'm transferring some of my dreams out of my book onto here where I will start keeping it instead. I don't have the dates for any of these at first so they are all going in at once.

THE AFRICAN CONDO

My family and I are staying in a condo somewhere in Africa where tigers and other animals live. At one point I'm getting a call from someone but my parents are answering the phone instead. Dale Nunley and his family (who aren't really his family) are staying in a house beside us. He stands on the bed of his truck in the front yard. My brother Chris and his friend both got a hob somewhere there at a factory where they go underground for something. There was an African tribes man standing next to a chain fence. He throws a spear and kills an antelope. He looks like a witch doctor now with a big sword attached to his backpack and does a dance. He walks beside the dead animal and it is now very furry and as big as he is standing up. He then rides a rhino through a river back to my condo. Jim Bob gives me a red looking buttercup filled with honey that I split down the side and eat. It turns into a sucker. At one point I'm back to smoking pot and rolling a joint with Doug. As I'm packing to leave there are loose buds in my backpack.

[Jmac1982]

Houseboat and Church?

My dream starts off on a lake thats on my parents houseboat. Mom asked Ruby to play phase 10 and I suggest Knock instead. So we go to the table and I start laying my stuff down and Karlene jumps in my seat. I laugh and say you know that's my seat. She says but I don't wanna sit over there and play in front of her because right here is all the damage cards. I look down and ame and the person beside me have a card on top that says something about increased damage. I walk out onto the dock and Earl Cambell is sitting in a lounge chair. Matt Martin, John Cooper, and Craig Rogers come up to me so I stop talk to Earl. I notice John and Matt both have a lot of new tattoo's. Neither of their sleeves are complete. Only the outlining. Matt had 4 big skulls going dow his arm and I start giving him hell about it not being original. I told him Chad Reed had that tat first and the only person I ever saw with it. Next we are in a church house sitting on the back row and all seats are packed. They start playing music and I mention whistling to distract the woman up front and somehow think of it as a video game and tell Craig us 4 together could easily own her. I let out a big whistle and feel embarrassed. My aunt Dian turns to see who whistled. Then Matt starts doing it really loud too. The church song then turns into E.I.E.I.O. 3 normal verses of it and then they changed the words after "and on this farm he had a duck".

[Jmac1982]

Randy or Mike?

I call Mike Bush on his cell and his voice sounds like Randy Mullican. As I talk to him he keeps saying "mhmm" or "yup". I looked at my phone to make sure I called the right person and I notice I had been holding the phone upside down and it only showed a number. No name of who I was talking too. To figure out who it really was I mentioned work the next day and they said "yeah I go in whenever I want". At that point I knew it was Randy. He said "yep tomorrow at work I'm royalty".

[Jmac1982]

Pups and Spiders and Ants? Oh My!

I am chasing a wolf pup through empty streets of a deserted apocalyptic city while holdinga  bowl of tuna fish. I'm trying to feed it to the pup, but it keeps running so I put the bowl down so it will come to it. I had a rifle in which to shoot the pup with. Every time I turn my back to the pup it runs at me and charges me as if to attack but if I face it, it sits still. I walk from the bowl and it comes up to smell it. It makes a very weird/cartoon like face. I'm then in a room with Logan, Vicky, Therese, Glenda, And April. An Indiana Jones game is being played on a projector screen. I'm then walking barefoot on little spiders that have built webs in the bushes and trees. I'm trying to dodge them. As I'm looking down I notice a colony of red ants around their mound. Most are holding larva in their mouth. I notice in one of the holes there was a dead grand daddy long leg they had pulled in and it was stuck.

[Jmac1982]

Snow Day Craziness

I'm in the backseat of the vehicle that my aunt Glenda is driving. I look over and see my mother and Dorien watching kids play in the snow. Glenda throws a grenade out the window as we drive by to scare them but the grenade rolls to close to Doriens son Nathan and the other kids and blows up. I hear all the kids screaming. Glenda keeps refusing that could have hurt him. I try to explain to her that the shrapnel would hurt them all but she says there is no way it killed him. So we turn around and go back. They have Nathan inside so we can't see him but they are fixing to take him to the E.R. People are piling into cars to go to the E.R. As I go to get in my explorer, Torrye Jones and her two kids and her husband are already in the backseat. Peanut also comes and gets in. The roads are slick so I put it in 4 wheel drive. We start climbing a steep hill. I put it from 2nd gear to 3rd so we can go faster. There are wooden blocks everywhere for better grip to climb all over the ground. As we get to the top all the wood blocks start sliding down like an avalanche with us on top and we drop off where there is a game show taking place outside in the snow. There is a girl trying to throw a football as far as she can towards a golf green. She disqualifies herself the first attempt and the 2nd time she gets a running start and can't throw it and start crying saying that was her last try. Two other girls step up and sling their footballs. At one point there is a young girl who acts very mature at first. We go to my parents house to play cards and eat. She starts to act very immature which embarrasses me. She was screaming really loud. She then turned into looking like a boy but was still a girl and I'm trying to tell everyone she is a boy but they all see her as a girl still. At another point I'm in my grannies back room and I feel like I'm caught when my papa walks in and see's me and says "hey!" I could tell he is a bit confused from the stroke so I lie and say I'm cleaning. Glenda, Mom and Dad come in. They all sit at my grannies table. Mom had a 7 layer dip. When I pull it out of the fridge, it looks like a vagina with fish net stockings over the top.

[Jmac1982]

Church League Softball

Coach walker is hitting us fielding practice in my church parking lot. I'm playing shortstop. Matt Martin is playing 2nd. Chad Reed was in center. Trevor Martin was playing left center. Even from Bridge-stone is there as well. He is hitting me choppers into the hole near 2nd. I'm left handed for some reason? Coach picked teams to play against each other. He would hit you a ball and if you made the play you went in and if you didn't you stayed out in the field. Chad and Trevor wanted to be on the same team. Jerry Patrick was there too and we get in his truck to drive up front and go hit. As soon as we in it starts coming a downpour.

[Jmac1982]

Hippies on Vacation

Brandon Wells, Ollie, Me and another person I cant remember pile up in a vehicle to head to the mountain for a vacation. We are in his jeep which had no top on it. The hotel we were staying at was connected to a hospital. There are brightly colored tarantula's that were all moving together over to a bush. I went to the bush and started to spit on them to watch them get mad and start fighting one another. At one point there was a room inside this hotel where once you past a certain point in the room where everyone looked scary. You could then turn around and look back and the people behind you would look normal. You had to go past the mirror. As I went past it everyone looked the same to me. Jeremy Chapel and 2 girls comes in there. The girls are very flirty. My brother Chris also comes in. At another point there are a lot of hippie type people are all around. I am staying on the 4th floor of this hotel and I have to crawl down a hall and down a ladder to get into the backyard. I see the hippies playing kick ball. One of the older guys with a very big beard and no shirt on goes to catch a ball and he runs into a chain link fence. The chain link fence is now the one that runs beside my parents yard. As he runs into the fence he breaks and bends it and says "oh crap!" I laughed at him. He gets up and looks up towards my parents house. He says, "that guy just got up and went inside! He's going to call the cops!" I knew my dad was going to call the cops and I start thinking, Ill go call the cops too! So I start to climb back up the ladder but I cant reach the edge with my hands. I stretch really hard and all of a sudden the ladder moves out from under me. I look down and the ladder is now an extension ladder and its moving. I know I'm fixing to fall. I try to grip onto the roof. The ladder falls and I know I have to fall too. I start falling and keep thinking of a way to break my fall. I see a tree next to the building and as I'm falling I start grabbing onto branches to slow my fall and it works. I land on my feet. I hear everyone yelling "don't move!" "You might have whiplash, we are calling an ambulance" I try to convince them I'm ok by saying "would I really have whiplash if I'm standing up like this?" They all agree and leave me alone. I notice I have two pieces of metal sticking out of my jaw. One was in front of my ear and one was coming out of my lip. I pull the one near my ear out. At one point we are driving in the jeep and I knew whoever was driving had a need for speed and I was scared because I didn't want to go fast. We were leaving to go home and for some reason I thought I had drove dad's truck with the fore wheeler on the tailgate. I told Christ I needed to go back and get all my stuff which I had left at the hotel. Me and him are laying on the roof on the hotel again and I'm telling him about how I fell off that ladder. He says "yeah I know, I saw you." I told him I still gotta get this metal taken out of my lip. He tells me "good luck with that. Its gonna have to be cut out." I go into the room and and as I'm looking into the mirror the metal just falls out. I tell Chris I'm going to have to get a shot in the face so I don't get gang green set up. I start squeezing my jaw and white puss starts coming out of the 4 holes that the metal pieces made. I keep trying to call dad to see if he came to pick up his truck because I can't find it. I also start looking to see if I can find his magic 8 ball. There are about ten other magic 8 balls that other people had brought for some reason.

[Jmac1982]

Food break at work

Alex, Jim Bob and myself are taking break at work and heading to the Extrusion smoke area door. There are tons of people out there and I see a coke stand set up and a place to get food. I go to look at the menu and I plan on getting a hot dog until the woman tells me about getting a seafood feast for nine bucks. I ask her what the two sides are that come with it. She said one second and I'll tell you. She walks off and I can't help but think about stealing one of the seafood patties that are in front of me. She comes back and tells me the two sides are KFC honey mustard and napkins. I think to myself "well that's a rip off, I think Ill just get one of these patties for free." So I reach over to get one when the woman is not looking. I grab it and flip it onto the ground over where no one is walking. She comes back and she has a plate with cream corn and a big corn on the cob. I ask her, "that's my two sides?" She shakes her head. I say, "I'll definitely take that then!" She puts a pattie on there too. I step down and as I'm standing there talking, one of the other girls that works there finds my other seafood pattie that I had thrown down there. She picks it up and walks off. At one point there is this old woman that is showing me a shrine that is dedicated to her son. She is telling me how the doctors told her that she couldn't have a baby and how God gave her this baby and his a miracle. She then tells me she hopes to have a 2nd one. She wants to be pregnant again. At another point me and my brother Chris catch a snake. I catch one and as I let go of it, it bites onto my finger and scares me to death. I look down at it and it has the head of a Poodle. I then it wasn't poisonous.

[Jmac1982]

Trucking with Furniture

I'm in the neighborhood where I grew up. There is a building with a long gravel driveway. I'm in a black truck. It seems as whoever had been driving it had went into the building and the truck started rolling. I was sitting in the passengers seat eating something so i grabbed the wheel and made the truck swerve. There are two cops pushing their patrol car towards me like it was tore up. I have to pull on the wheel hard to make it miss them and then I coast it to the end of the road and park it.  There is a red truck at the end. When I park behind it, the truck backs up and hits me like it didn't know I was there. There is a guy in it. So I back up and I keep thinking, "are you gonna go around me or what?" He leaves and I park my truck in the place he was at. I'm now in the red truck. I was going to call someone on a cell phone and when I open the cell phone, the background picture is a picture of the guy who was driving the truck when he hit me. I look behind me and he is standing in the road doing some construction work. I think, "why do I have his phone?" I put it back down in the truck. Next I'm back in the building with my mother and Chad Reed. It was like a furniture store on the inside. I have to use the bathroom and I see the restroom sign. It leads me down steps. When I start to go down the steps I lose my balance. I sit down and scoot down the steps. I am turning corners and twists and turns looking for the bathroom. Looks like an old locker room. I kept thinking "Something is gonna jump out. I'm gonna see a shadow figure or something down here." I then hear Chad's voice. He calls my name and I go back to where he is. He tells me I won a 5 dollar gift certificate.

[Caradon]

Funny how that ended. I wasn't expecting that. 

[Jmac1982]

Parts and Fragments

Me and my brother Chris are in a car. We were on our way somewhere and I pass Darcie and her grandma was in the car. I told Chris "never mind, I can't stand Darcie up. I gotta go where ever me and Darcie were going." He gets mad at me and says, "whatever!" At one point I go see Karly at her house. She is laying on her bed. I have a bag filled with something. At another point there was a woman who I don't know. They lived underground and the house was half filled with water. They had a tray that floated around the house. They kept it with them. It held their fresh water. The woman kept saying all the great things this clean water helped her experience in life. She said it helped her experience sex because she used it for lubrication. At another point. Lynnette and Glenda was going to eat with me in this house. Lynnette was all upset about something my brother Chris had said to her. He acted like he didn't know who she was. I somehow turned it around and told her she was jealous of the money he makes at his job. We go into this very small compact room filled with ice cubes. We crawl in and sit on these ice cubes to eat. We were eating chicken from Wal-Mart. I was telling Lynnette not to be jealous of me and Chris for our money because it doesn't bring happiness or what you want.

[Jmac1982]

Changy!!

I am at a building that is supposed to be work. People are having to pay to use the phone. My friend tells me I can use his phone in his office for free. We walk in his office and over towards his desk. Brenda V is sitting at a desk. There is a phone cord stretched from a column in front of her desk to another desk across the room. Instead of going under the cord I have to pull it down and step over it. She starts complaining to his her boss saying, "See! This is what I'm talking about, people are having to step over it." Her boss says, "So what do you want me to do?" I am carrying around a head that looks like Maculley Culkins head. The face is flat and the hair is red and stiff like a porcupine. I use the phone to call China Wok. I order a chicken lo mein combo. My friend wants to use the phone too but I tell him, "Lets just step outside and you can use my cell phone." He agrees. We go out an exit door there in the office. We are walking to the car to meet a guy name Changy who is a black guy with some wild and crazy hair. He is supposedly a cool guy. I give Changy the head to wear as a belt buckle. The head has now turned to a solid chrome skull. It covers most of his mid section. At one point I am downtown with my uncle Lonnie. He is looking for a vehicle to drive me somewhere.

[Jmac1982]

Scared because I shot a man!

This happens in front of the Rec Center. There is a lot of construction going on. Sidewalks and grass area's being tore up. Yellow caution tape marks all these places off. I meet up with these very "heavy metal" looking people. They seem to be druggies. One of the guys is standing on the bed of his truck. He has a mounted machine gun. I also have a mounted machine gun on the bed of my truck. All of a sudden I become afraid for my life. That guy starts unloading his machine gun and kills another guy. He then turns it towards the Rocker chick. She has short spiky different colored hair. I realized he is most likely going to shoot me at some point so I aim my machine gun in his direction and start blasting at him. The shell casings are flying forwards and I have to tilt the gun upwards to make the bullets go far enough to hit him even though he is maybe 25 yards away. Once I shoot him and see him fall over in the grass the chick shoots her Uzi's past my face and I can feel pieces of something hit my cheek. We both stop shooting and agree with each other not to say anything to anyone that I had killed this man. I knew my fingerprints were not on anything so I pack up my stuff hoping that I haven't gotten blood on myself or anyone. I put the bag in my vehicle which was my old truck. It was parked in a gravel lot on the other side of the Rec Center. I'm very scared someone has saw what I did. The entire dream is very stressful from this point on. I just know the police are going to find out I murdered someone. I keep thinking about what the police will do and how long it will take them to figure out it was me. At one point I am driving to hurry and try to get out of there. Alex is in the truck with me. These big buses won't let me out. I am scraping them and bumping into them and screaming at them to let me out. At another point I am going to an indoor skate park. I bring a rolling chair that a tattoo artist would use to sit on. I realize once I get in there I can't make it past the big ramp with my little chair which I'm trying to roll on. I realize the chair belongs to the guy that I killed and I don't want anyone to make the connection so now I don't want anyone to see it. I go to hide the chair in a room that is supposed to be the Sunday school class room. There are little chairs everywhere. I hide the rolling chair really fast right before my friend Matt comes up to and says "whats up?" He has 2 very large white fluffy dogs with him. The dogs go over to a big pile of rocks and debris. They start digging at the pile and barking a lot. I get scared and think these dogs might have found something I'm trying to hide. I remember seeing a state trooper parked in front of the Rec Center and another cop driving by with his lights on. I am now thinking, "they have now found the body and it wont be long." But I can't see if they marked off the crime scene or not because of all the other yellow caution tapes marking off the construction everywhere. At another point I am driving a motorcycle. I am waving at all the other motorcycles that drive by. I have no helmet on. Only my hat turned backwards. I pulled up to a big softball tournament that was taking place. My dad was talking to another man and his son beside the fields. I pull up between them as they are talking and rev it up. Dad asks me whats up. At another point after I left the skate park I go to get in my vehicle. There are tons of cars parked around me and people are everywhere in the gravels. My car is a convertible. As I get in it this old woman says, "let me get my scarf first." I asked her if she wants her purple wig too and hand it to her. As I back out there is a woman beside my car playing music for everyone to listen to it. She asks me to stop whistling because I am ruining her music. I drive out down a wide hall and there are people sitting at tables on the sides. One says, "to bad so and so couldn't see this car."

[Jmac1982]

End of the World lol

I am in a college class filled with other people. My dad was in the class. He was pissed because I was sleeping on a bed in the classroom. I was also naked. Torrye J was in the classroom. At one point we were in my bedroom with her mom outside the room. My nephew comes in and I'm trying to make him leave. At another point me and Chad Reed are walking through an Olympic type swimming pool but a lot of new things had been added such as a kids section. Big Gary was there wading in the water. The water only covered up to your ankles at first. There were two kids trying to race each other. I tell Alex, "lets go get our bathing suits on." He goes and puts on swim trunks but I didn't change. All the T.V's and radios and internet go fuzzy. No one can get a signal out of anything.  I was thinking, "OMG its the end of the world!" But then they came back on.

[Jmac1982]

2 Frags

My brother Doug is talking to a friend. I'm throwing a ping pong ball at a bird house. I am trying to make it into the door of it. The door looks like lips. I tell him its impossible to get it in the hole. The first one I throw goes right beside it. The 2nd one sticks into the lips. At another point I'm living in a cave. Me and 3 other people were hiding from Captain Caveman in there.

My mother, aunt Glenda and myself hitting golf balls on a weird golf course. They each hit 2 balls and then its my turn. I look down and see a golf tee sticking out of the ground. I reach down to pick it up and it looks like a pipe you would smoke out of it