If you can dream it, you can do it.--Walt Disney
This is the most wonderfully weird technique I think I've ever heard.
This morning, my eyes were swollen shut due to some things that happened yesterday. At 4:00 AM I got up and wet two teabags and put them on my eyes, holding them with an eye-mask. I had also drank a cup of coffee.
Oh, a series of unfortunate eye-irritating incidents. They get dry this time of year anyway, then a mule rubbed mud onto them, which I couldn't wash off til I got to work. I looked through a microscope for a few hours, then went to the eye doctor, who proceeded to drip various chemicals in them, and make me stare without blinking trying to see very fuzzy letters on a screen. I was just making stuff up, I hope my new glasses work right.