dreamed and recorded by Akono
I'm driving down this road, and things just feel off. Nothing is responding to what I'm doing in real time. I'm sort of realizing it's a dream because at this point i'm thinking, "maybe I went to sleep in a car, and the movements that are going on in waking life, are the ones that the car is doing". I pull up to a house, and go into a mailbox. There are two dogs in the yard. One is tied up to a dog house, and the other one is actually in the house. I when I went for the mailbox I was hoping his chain wasn't log enough. Surprisingly the dog didn't even bark at me. I pulled out some letters, and noticed there were some dollar bills in there. I grabbed most of them as well.
Some lady approaches and says "that money is from M". "She wants us to build a cabinet with it", the lady said. I put most of the money back in there, and asked her how much is it supposed to run you? "40 dollars, and all of it in that mailbox", she said glaring at me. I told her that there was only about seven bucks in there, and I'm sorry for grabbing the money. Then I told her she's missing a few dollars in there.
here's where I start figuring things out
Some random DC walks past me, and I have a white kid with me. The kid starts following the guy all the way to the door, and the man shuts the door, before the kid can enter. He turned around, and headed over to me and started pouting and eventually crying. I picked him up and told the lady "he's never done that". Then I suggested that everyone who's supposed to have access should get keys. She told me she already ordered colour coded keys for us, and she's just waiting on them to come in. I headed off hoping she wouldn't notice I snatched a few dollars. I picked up my son and hopped on the motorcycle......
Why am I driving a motorcycle? Why do I have a white kid as a son? Where the hell am I? Why did the kid pop out of nowhere? I gotta be dreaming. I didn't even RC, I just got on, and started driving down the road. The controls were so weird, and none of the buttons on the handle bars did anything. I continued down this dark road that reminded me of a back road near my house, and figured out that it would talk me back to my house. I slammed on the brakes while rotating the bike 180 degrees. I stopped perfectly in the middle of the road, and started going back the other way.
I noticed everything started getting brighter, more vivid like I was supposed to head in this direction anyway, but I had to dodge traffic the whole time. Apparently this street was either one way, or I was going so fast that It seemed like some of the trucks had stopped. I tried telling myself that when I pressed one of the buttons, weapons would fire, but it did nothing, so I continued dodging them until I got to the end of the street.
There were two corner stores by each other, and I was trying to figure out what I wanted to do. When I got closer I noticed there was a cop car at one of the stores so I decided to head there. I hopped off my bike and started cursing at the cop, and he said "I'm going to have to take you in". I put out both of my hands, and he grabbed my wrists, and I immediately broke out of the wrist locks at the same time, and palm struck him in the chest. The cop went reeling back several feet, and said "oh no, we got one of those guys". His partner approached me from the side and I immediately back fisted him the face, crushing his cool cop shades into pieces.
As the other one approached, I unleashed a combo of punches mimicking some of Genes crazier moves from Godhand. I started out with a right to left jab in his chest, and hit him with a couple of overhand rights and lefts, and finished the combo with a one inch punch. Then I headed right back to the other cop, and hit him with some of the most ridiculous moves. I yes man klabammed him twice, eye gouged him, and windmill punched him. I used another one inch punch was hoping he'd explode like in the fist of the north star, but the guy was just dazed and bleeding from both ears for a while. I went back to work on the other guy until the dream ended.