- Sorry to be late! Overslept.
- What is your alarm clock's name?
- What do you mean? That's silly. My alarm clock does not have a name.
- No wonder it is ineffective. An alarm clock needs a good name to draw power from. And just any name won't do. I once made the mistake of naming a former alarm clock Fluffy as a jest, and that was of course a reflection of my not really expecting it to have the necessary power, thus of course it did not work.
- So what is a good name for an alarm clock in your opinion?
- My current alarm is named Melchizedek. It is not only highly effective, but it never runs out of power, never needs to be charged or reset, and always wakes me up at just the right time.
- Wow! That is impressive. What brand of alarm clock is it?
- Melchizedek does not have a brand! It exists purely in my mind: it is the power of intent. For example: I fall asleep intending to wake at 5, and I do.
- Ah! Good for you. But I could not do that, couldn't risk being always late.
- You are always late.
- You've got a point there. Still, I am not as good as you at intensions, I guess.
- With that attitude you won't be. Balthazar must be very disappointed with you.
- Balthazar?
- Your alarm clock.
- My alarm clock does not have a name! And if it did, I would certainly not name it Balthazar. And besides, alarm clocks cannot be disappointed: they do not have feelings and thoughts!
- Intension based alarm clocks do. Melchizedek is both part of my mind, and has a mind of its own. It was Melchizedek who suggested to me that your alarm clock is named Balthazar.
- Well, if I ever had an intension based alarm clock, I would not listen to its suggestions: I would be the one in charge.
- No, you wouldn't. Your intensions are not strong enough for that. But that's ok, Balthazar could pick up some of the slack. Of course, given how weak your intensions are, you would at times run the danger of waking up not when you intended to, but rather when Balthazar thought best, but you would still wake up exactly at the right time, you just would not realize that it was the right time.
- Ha! And how would that be any different from what is happening now?
- Oh, yes, you are right. Of course! Your intension based alarm clock being more powerful than your mechanical alarm clock must have been overriding your set wake up time. That's why you always think you are late!